She's A Lil' Thief

I just. I don’t like this view of “millennials vs Gen Z”. This is NOT supposed to be a competition of who got fucked over the most and who’s “actually fighting back”.

Millennials are fighting back just by surviving in a job market where the minimum wage doesn’t cover the living cost. Millennials are awesome at “killing” the diamond, golfing and napkins industries. Millennials are using the internet to make sure things that corporations want to keep in the dark are exposed. They’re open LGBTQIA-friendly business, they’re supporting each other with online donations so everyone can survive this shitty economy.

And the Gen Z kids? The Gen Z kids are rad. I remember a post about something like the millennials making a collective promise to never become a disenchanted generation that only criticizes the next one and I want to point out that this “millennials vs gen z” trend is trying to do exactly that: split us apart. Prevent millennials from being the older siblings that teach the younger siblings to throw a good punch and turn them into the annoyed adult complaining about “those kids” on their lawn. We are the two groups that grew in a connected world of information. We are two very unique generations.

I think that it’s our duty for us millennials, as a disrespected, underpaid, very angry generation to stand up by our younger siblings, and fight together the oppressive systems that brought us all to this point.

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What if Marinette goes to GA and becomes friends with damian and are known as the chaos kids. The school gets used to them. The waynes need Damian one day and when they ask for him the reply is "At (area) doing (weird thing. Example: making pokemon statues out of waffles) with Mari" they get to said area they're gone and the fam has to keep asking people where he is and keep getting crazy replies. When they find him he's arguing with her about whether winnie the pooh's fav color is red or yellow

@coolrascalhoagienerd, well I had a good laugh when I saw this and where is the making of what I thought would have worked. I hope you enjoy. 

When Damian entered the halls of Gotham Academy, the first thing he notice was the change in the usual dark atmosphere. It felt oddly kinder and more lighthearted. Everywhere he turns there are whispers featuring around the new girl that recently join the school.

It’s funny how the two met that very same day. She was running down the halls in a hurry as he was walking to his next class, one that he was particular care for. They bump into each other causing a standstill in the halls. Everyone wondered how the dark prince would react to the princess of sunshine. They expected a yelling match, instead they got the best and worst of alliance ever made. 

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batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:

and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.

Good Lila AU

So, there’s not enough good Lila AUs so I bring you this

Lila and Marinette have known each other for a long time, ever since Gina took Mari to Italy one year. They meet around 8 years old and just hit it off

Gina is a good friend of rhe Rossi’s, and she heard that they have a daughter her granddaughter’s age! What better way to help Marinette get some friends?

Eleanora Rossi knew that Lila didn’t have many friends, so meeting Marinette was a good thing.

When Lila and Marinette meet for the first time, Lila is unregretably smitten. The two girls find out they have a lot in common really, the biggest one being fashion. While Lila has always wanted to be a model, Marinette aspired to be a designer.

They made a pact on it, Marinette was going to make her own brand and Lila was to be her model.

Other than that, whenever Lila lies it’s really because she is a pathological liar. She can’t help it, it’s like water to her. She’s trying to get better, Marinette helps her a lot in that regards.

Mari hates liars though, but because of Lila she tones down that behavior.

She and Lila talk a lot through Skype, whenever they get home they immediately go onto a video chat with their best friend. They also text a lot, since they’re in two different countries.

They only see each other in the summer so video chat and texts are more common.

When Origins comes around, Lila was on Skype with Marinette so she got to see everything. She can’t see Tikki though since she doesn’t show up on any sort of video.

So Marinette is panicky because her best friend can’t see this bug and it’s like, Lila??? Help???

So to prove that this was all real, Marinette transformed into ladybug. Much to Lila’s awe and scream.

“MARIBELLA YOU’RE A MAGICAL GIRL! MY BEST FRIEND’S A MAGICAL GIRL!”

Because Lila definitely has watched stuff like Sailor Moon and Madoka Magica.

Chameleon and Volpina go a bit differently, one of the major differences is that Lila does not go out of her way to help a terrorist. During Volpina Marinette gently called her out as Marinette in front of Adrien. She doesn’t know why Adrien brought the miraculous book but Lila couldn’t help but be Fascinated with the idea of The Fox Miraculous. Maybe instead of lying/buying a miraculous inspired necklace she makes a one off comment about her grandmother used to being volpina. She feels so guilty about it when Adrien sees this side of her, Marinette taking her hand reassuringly was a bit helping

But Hawkmoth decided to use her guilt and horrible feeling against her. He turns her into Volpina. Marinette feels really horrible that she has to fight her best friend

Chameleon is really a different story. First off, a lot of the same things happen but the only difference is that Lila doesn’t make them switch seats around. It was all Alya’s idea because lila said one time when it was her first day she has tinnitus.

Marinette is hurt that they would put her in the back like that, but she never blames Lila. They talk in the bathroom with a lot of hugging. Both feeling a bit hurt that they’re pushed a lot away from each other, Marinette is Lila’s lying impulse control. Without her, she can’t stop the lying.

Marinette attracts an akuma, but Lila seeing this snatches it out of the air to protect Marinette.

The second fight between Marinette and Lila end up in a cuddle party with ice cream and movies.

One of Lila’s lies are true though, she’s best friends with Ladybug. And she will never betray her friend

Also eventually Lila is gifted the Fox Miraculous so Volpina becomes real.

HOLY SHIT ????????

You've all heard of "Batman accidentally uses his suave playboy voice instead of his intimidating growly one while interrogating a thug" but now I present you: BATMAN ACCIDENTALLY USES HIS TIRED DAD™ VOICE.

I-been-working-on-this-case-for-76-hours-straight-Batman: *sigh* what did you do

Suddenly-guilty-feeling-Riddler: I can explain

Peter, to a random spider: Dude, pay the rent or leave, because, you’re not even washing the dishes anymore, and I just think that’s such a dick move.

May:

Tony:

Happy:

Pepper:

Natasha: Yeah, dude. Pay up or move out.

Dumb MDC Idea:

Nino/Adrien/Chloé sugar, Alya/Lila/class salt. Lukanette.

Nino breaks up with Alya after they get into a fight about Lila’s credibility, and he’s absolutely miserable, until he meets this girl, Emília at a music festival.

They start texting, and Nino’s friends keep on teasing him and asking him who she is and what she’s like etc.

Eventually, Nino tells them that they’re going on a first date!!! Precisely they’ve decided on this little café at 3pm next Saturday!

Marinette and Adrien want to make sure it goes smoothly, so a couple minutes after Nino and Emília walk into the café, they slip in as well, walking to the back so that Nino has his back to them and his date is in their line of sight, not too close that they’ll notice them but not too far that they’re out of ear shot.

10 minutes later, Luka walks in, and notices the two huddled in a corner trying not to be noticed. He walks over and when he gets to the booth, Marinette drags him down onto the bench and explains the situation.

Nino comes into school on Monday, talking about how fun his date was and how they’ve decided to do it again!!!

Luka, Marinette and Adrien all exchange eye contact...

They continue spying on Nino’s dates, making sure everything goes smoothly and cringing every time something goes wrong.

Eventually Chloé asks Adrien what’s going on and where he goes every Saturday. Adrien explains, and Chloé wants in.

So now there’s, Chloé, Luka, Adrien and Marinette all huddled around a booth every Saturday, spying and giggling over their friends love life. Invasive? Yes. Entertaining? Also yes. But they’re very happy that they haven’t been noticed yet.

Right?

One weekend, Emília arrives before Nino, and walks over to their booth.

Turns out she’s been noticing how they arrive at the same time as them, and always look suspicious-whats going on?

Marinette panics, and answers “WE’RE STARTING A FASHION BUSINESS!” “Really?” “YES-I’m head designer, Chloé and Luka are going to be models and Adrien’s PR?!”

Emília doesn’t buy it, but turns to leave anyway, only for Nino to arrive and walk over to the group, asking what their talking about.

His date explains “oh these lot are starting a fashion business!” Which Nino is surprised about, and is like “cool dudes, can’t wait to see what you come up with!”

The four are panicking, because either they

1) continue lying or

2) admit they’ve been spying on them

Neither of which they really want to do.

Until Chloé comes up with the idea of “why don’t we just make one? That way we won’t be lying, Marinette can start her own business, we all get work experience, and we might get some money out of it!”

They’re all a bit apprehensive, but um ok?!

And thus, MDC is born, all because they didn’t want to admit to Nino that they were spying on his love life...

So yeah that’s a dumb way for it to start up...

In an effort to share a little black and queer history during this turbulent Pride month, here’s a comic about one of my favorite musicians, Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

https://www.everythingisgoingtobeokcomic.com/sister-rosetta-tharpe/