Ok Srsly Who Invented Color Guard??? Like One Day “sir You Know How Me And Some Guys Carry Our Country’s

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The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

the world should accept that Margot Robbie and the costume design team behind the birds of pride created a new aesthetic, which i propose we call glittergrime. a shiny antidote to dark times :)

Stupid idea but...

Alfred is Adrien. AU where everything occurred way earlier, Adrien left for London where he changed his name and Marinette stayed in Paris. Alfred did all he does in the comic as he wanted to remove the stain of his father’s name. He becomes a butler mostly because he knows it would have pissed off his father. He never expected to become Bruce Wayne’s guardian or to love him as a son.

He is very much: of course I raised a bloody hero about Batman but never says anything to Bruce about his past, wanting to let sleeping dogs lie. At least until Marinette shows up one day, deciding she doesn’t want them to be Fu and Marianne. Now the BatFam has a grandma. And she will kick your ass.

She's a lil' thief

Batfamily: *Somehow watching the TV like a normal family, Mari is cross-legged on the floor*

TV: Reports of a new cat theme thief has taken Gotham by storm, jewelry owners are encouraged to lock down their shops...

Batfamily, aside from Jason: *Stares at Jason*

Jason: *Looks down at Mari* Really funny guys, but it wasn't me. You're going to assume its me because I control the underground.

Marinette: *slides out from under their noses as Jason speaks only Alfred sees her*

Jason: You know, I have half the mind to report any of you to Gordon, but why do I want lose the blackmail material I have on you.

Marinette: *Takes Damian's katana, Tim's coffee mug (it was almost empty), Dick's motorcycle keys, and Bruce's sunglasses*

Jason: Like seriously, you're letting the actual thief get away with your stuff... You all disgust me.

Marinette: *Nowhere in the room, but there is a flash of light outside the window*

Jason: *Proudly smile as the batfam looks confused*

TV: Breaking news! The GCPD is on a high speed chase with the alleged cat themed thief in what looks to be on a black sports bike... and is that a katana on their back...what will they steal next?

Dick: That looks like my bike.

Damian: That's my katana!

Tim: *confused as he looks at where his cup was formerly placed at* Where's my coffee mug?

Bruce: *Sighs on the verge of breaking down*

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Broke : Alfred was Duusu's former user.

Woke : Alfred was Sass's former user.

Just hear me out.

Isn't it suspicious, how Alfred just seems to know everything.

How he predicts the outcome of a situation before it happens.

How he's always so intuitive about every single thing?

If Marinette gets extremely cold in the winter and Adrian can purr, Alfred can be a fricking half pychic. f i g h t m e

A tv show in the style of The Office and Parks and Rec, but it follows a small town high school marching band

A friend and I came up with a vague concept of it at lunch, but hear me out

-the band director is this disgruntled middle aged dude who just wants to win one season -he pretty much hates his job and is planning to quit, but he’s determined to outlast the drama teacher -his worst rival is the drama teacher. It’s so bad that the band kids and the theater kids won’t even look at each other

-the siblings, Jack and Lyse -Jack is a junior (saxophone player) -he low key secretly wants to play the Clarinet -he’s the saxophone section leader and Can’t Fucking Handle It™ -and he’s so mad because he worked so hard for it, but the people in his section just suck -he would totally try to act like everything is fine, though -“being section leader … It’s great. I love what I do.” *later* “I swear to God if one more freshmen runs into me while marching I’ll put old reeds in their marching shoes.” -Lyse is a sophomore -she was supposed to be a saxophone player like her brother, but she got voluntold to play mellophone because there weren’t enough of them -she doesn’t really care, though, because she just wants to make it through without being noticed -but halfway through the marching season we discover that she actually really wants to be a theater kid -because she’s just trying to survive high school, she kind of gets run over a lot, but she’s secretly really salty and will stand up for herself if you push her enough -“I was best friends with Evan (president of the drama club) until freshmen year when I found out that he was the snake putting hot sauce in my mouth piece. And what better way to get back at snakes then by putting snakes in their back pack? … Jack says that sometimes I over react, and I’m starting to think that maybe he’s right.”

-the percussionists are pretty much elusive emo kids in a weird “inner circle” type thing with favoritism amongst drum majors -except for one named Brent -he’s real name is not Brent, but at this point everybody is to afraid to ask what it actually is or why he’s called Brent -the first time we meet him he blows vape juice in a freshmans face -the freshmen kind of worship him, and can often be seen fanning him and doing his bidding for no reason -he carpools with people and tells who ever is in the back seat that they’re “sitting in his children” -hardly ever even shows up -“I’m a senior, so I just kind of come and go. I’m only staying for them” *looks out at the freshmen all standing to the side staring at him*

-the freshmen do not speak -they can be seen running around doing weird things, but they never talk -one of the running jokes is that one of them will get a talking head, but when they open their mouth to speak they get cut off by an upperclassmen

-the other running joke is that every time someone in color guard hits someone or an instrument, Bret just throws his snare drum (or nearest instrument) at them -several freshmen have been thrown -every time it happens the band director stares into the camera and makes a tally mark on his clipboard -the clipboard is pretty much just tally marks and a note with a reminder to die

Feel free to add stuff! Make your own characters!

(It’ll be called Band Kids, by the way)

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You what I want out of a Miracuclasse goes to Gotham fic? It to be centred on the class in Gotham. I’m a far more serious DC fan then I am a miraculous one and let me tell you, trying to piece together a chronological timeline for the episodes and akuma attacks, insane. If Ladybug coming before Befana is to be believed all three seasons take place in the same few months. Aging up the characters only ups the stakes.

Half the class are superheroes... Everyone there lives their daily lives suppressing their emotions just enough to survive. Being very good at martial arts and parkour. Having spent such a long time in a city where you can die and be brought back that your thoughts on death has been permanently changed. The class going through drill after drill afterwards because all of a sudden the video game they’ve been living in with unlimited lives? Once you’re done you’re done.

I want everyone in the class, including Lila recognising this. No mentioning that Chloé’s dad’s the mayor. No mentioning Rose knows Prince Ali. No pretending you’re engaged to Damian Wayne. If Marinette planned this trip you can bet that they each had gas masks and practiced putting them on. You can bet they learned how to recognise what guns have how many bullets and even how to fire some of them.

Everyone carries a weapon they know how to use.

Everyone is updated on hostage negotiation protocol and how to be safe if kidnapped.

It’s go hard or don’t go at all.

And you can bet your ass there’s more then one chaperone. Gorilla’s probably even one of them.

I want a fic where the primary focus is on the class being bad asses. Maybe even taking down a villain or two and ordering pizza delivery all before GCPD or local vigilantes get there.

There can be other focuses, like how Gabriel was found out to be the original Hawkmoth and everyone still treats Adrien with respect. Or how Ladybug and Chat Noir did ask the JLA for help but Green Lantern Guy Gardner wrote it off as a prank call so everyone’s obligated to hate the Justice League on principle. Maybe Ladybug once commented to the newsmedia that she’d use her space power up to go to the JLA’s Watchtower and punch him if she knew there wouldn’t be a terrorist attack at the time. Maybe Lila gets outed for being the master manipulator the show makes her out to be when she gets kidnapped but convinces her kidnappers to let her go or do something for her or turn themselves in.

Go for Maribat romance to your heart’s content, Damian would probably hate having to babysit tourists at first but then they’re competent?? Except then he hates it because he’s paranoid that they’re all assassins what the fuck why are they all highly trained?