My favorite thing ever is how Ron just sent Charlie a random letter like “hey yo there’s an illegal dragon at hogwarts, could you come and smuggle it out of here, please?” and Charlie was just like “yeah sure, I’ll trespass into the castle and steal a dangerous magical creature, of course, lemme just hit up my friends”
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
Can we just have a moment of silence for T'challa and the inevitable mockery he'll have to face once Cats (2019) came out in the MCU.
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T'challa: your life of crime is OVER, Carl, give it up. Even your gods can't help you now. Any last words as a free man?
Carl the villain: you were great on Cats
T'challa:
T'challa: on what-
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*later that day*
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T'challa: Shuri. I need your help.
Shuri: I'm busy go away
T'challa: no listen I told today's villain to speak his last words as a free man and he wasted it on "You were great on Cats" so is that some kind of new-age white people phrase or some-
T'challa:
T'challa: why are you laughing
Science fiction is full of first contact stories, but is there a such thing as LAST contact? Decide exactly what that means, and write about it.
Peter: I love that there are so many strong female heroes
Peter: There's Captain Mom, Spider Mom, Bug Mom, Alien Bug Mom, General Mom, Iron Mom, Scarlet Mom, Pegasus Mom, Blue Mom, Green Mom, SHIELD Mom,
I made this a long time ago and was very nervous about posting it to Tumblr. I can’t really think of a good caption~ everything I wanted to say is in the little blurb at the beginning.
‘God of Arepo’ Fan-made graphic novel
Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Read the Original Story Here
Not nearly enough “Sirius Black makes himself at home in Privet Drive because there’s nothing the Dursleys can do to get him to leave” fic out there, and it’s a crying shame.
the world should accept that Margot Robbie and the costume design team behind the birds of pride created a new aesthetic, which i propose we call glittergrime. a shiny antidote to dark times :)
this is sOoo random but i wanna know what would happen if number five meets nico di angelo since they have plenty of things in common
they’d be like “so HOW OLD are you???”
nico: “what, you’re like, 13,”
five: “boy, i’m 58 years old. besides, you’re like 14, so shut the fuck up.”
nico: “??? i’m fucking 84 years old please DO NOT talk to your elder like that.”
then they discover that they have a thing in common: both can travel to anywhere they like in a blink of an eye
five: “shadow travel?? i have no idea how does that work but the shit looks dope.”
nico: “dope?? DOPE?? my ass. it’s SO tiring and not as cool as you, though. you can time travel to the future.”
five: “yeah, but foreseen the future is shit.”
father issues
five: “i went missing for 17 years and my father hung a picture of me. i think that’s cute but however, he’s still a jerk.”
nico: “my father… oh. he prepared a place for me in his palace in underworld in case i didn’t make it out alive in the war. that’s sweet, but did he just expect me to die??”
another thing that they have in common: they worked for the wrong people?? idk, kind of
five: “so i worked for this lady named the handler. she sucks.”
nico: “oh worm?? i worked for king minos. he’s an ass, by the way.”
and talking some random things
five: “i was all alone in the future. i have no one. luckily dolores was there. well- she’s a mannequin, and i love her.”
nico:
nico: “im gay.”
additional:
klaus: “OH LOOK!! our little munchkin pumpkin gremlin number five is making friends!!!”
A New Start
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