šŸ‘‘ How To Be A Tiny Royal šŸ‘‘

šŸ‘‘ How To Be A Tiny Royal šŸ‘‘

šŸŠ use floral or citrus scented body care products (to remind you of the flower gardens and citrus groves behind the palace)

šŸ•Š wear lace, silk, linen, or taffeta clothing

🪓 grow plants on your windowsills and tend to them daily

šŸ“– learn a different language so you can be a diplomat to foreign kingdoms

šŸ«– brew yourself cups of English or Irish breakfast in the morning and herbal tea in the evening

āœļø keep a journal and draw plans for your castle, write profiles on your subjects (stuffies), and detail recipes you want to bake or cook

šŸ’ pick flowers (or buy them locally) and keep them in a vase in your room

🪟 open the windows when the weather is nice and let sunlight and fresh air in

🧓 have a simple skincare routine and incorporate a facial oil or a serum

šŸ¼ use a glass baby bottle (better for the environment!) and fill it with angel milk or your favorite juice

🧸 name one of your stuffies your ā€œroyal advisorā€ and ask them for advice on ruling your kingdom

šŸ’œ practice kindness by saying ā€œpleaseā€ and ā€œthank youā€ - don’t forget to be kind to yourself too!

šŸ‘‘ How To Be A Tiny Royal šŸ‘‘

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Auto efficient cottage part 07: cooking

Part 01

Part 02

Part 03

Part 04

Part 05

Part 06

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Another competence you’ll need is cooking. Never did it in your life? Some recipes are easier than they sound. The easiest?

-Soup.

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Ā You always eat them from a can? You can make them by cooking vegetables with hot water and broth, then put the vegetables in a mixer (or a food mill in case of a blackout).

-Mashed potatoes and fries

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They can be done otherwise than from a bag or frozen. Mashed potatoes are first steam cooked, then mashed in a food mill. You can cut fries in potatoes, spray Ā them with oil, and roast them in a hot oven, without Ā a fryer.

-Pies and pizza

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First you don’t have to buy the dough, flour, water and oil are all you need. And if you don’t have greaseproof paper, coat the baking tin with butter and flour.

-Pastas

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The basis remains the same, only the sauce change, and there are tons of them. Puttanesca, bolognese, chicken Alfredo, carbonara, etc. Our vegan friends can try pesto, tomato-basilic, or oil and garlic.

-Cookies

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They can be done without butter, olive oil can be used for them.

-Jams

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Simply cook fruits with sugar. No sugar? Grape jam was done with grape must instead. It can be difficult to find, so, use grape juice instead. It contained any fruits or vegetables available in the season.

A bit more difficult:

-Bread

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Bread was not indexed in stocks, because you can’t keep it for long, except crisp bread. The fresh version must be made. You’ll need bakery yeast, and trying to do it without a robot. In my case, it would not raise much.

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-Brioche

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Same: it must raise with yeast, but it does slowly. Yeast, by the way, is done with a bit of dough you let sour.

-Cinnamon rolls

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Still that raising problem.

And much to my dismay…I still don’t know how to do these.

-Puff pastry

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This kind of dough is long to do and master.

-Crumpets

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I don’t see why, it’s very close to pancakes…and pancakes are easy.

-Carrot cake

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I don’t see why either, it’s never as delicious as in Starbucks.

Butter, like bread, is not easy to make (unless you have fresh milk) nor to be stocked without a fridge. Clarified butter (melted, then solidified) was a possible long stocking method.

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Ā Nearly all culinary preparations that involve butter can be done with oil otherwise, easier to stock. For spread use, lard was once used. It can be stocked outside a fridge.

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Vegans won’t approve the use of lard, but making your vegetal butter with cashew nuts, water,Ā  coconut and colza oil is possible.

Auto Efficient Cottage Part 07: Cooking

Who say cooking say waste, and manage it. If dustmen can’t assure their duty, and you can’t find trash bags? Perishable rubbish can be composted as said earlier.Ā 

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You can use papers and cardboards asĀ  fire starters. For everything else, like glass and porcelain, use a pit in your garden, then bury it. Do not put toxic waste in it, still.

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As It Should Be Sniff SaidĀ ā€œCome Play With Usā€ But Snufkin Declined(Due To Secretly Aiding In Helping

As it should be Sniff saidĀ ā€œCome play with usā€ but Snufkin declined(Due to secretly aiding in helping Moomin take a nap) and was left to play harmonica under the tree.His choice was accepted and nobody forced him into it or called him a party pooper.

Why do other people find that a hard concept to grasp and feel the need that the activity the majority are doing must include everyone?

can we talk about how the little part where langa goes its not the same clearly means that he was always feeling like that because of reki and Not ad*m

Can We Talk About How The Little Part Where Langa Goes Its Not The Same Clearly Means That He Was Always

When your boyfriend says he has a dragon in his room and you think that’s his excuse to get you laid

When Your Boyfriend Says He Has A Dragon In His Room And You Think That’s His Excuse To Get You Laid
When Your Boyfriend Says He Has A Dragon In His Room And You Think That’s His Excuse To Get You Laid

When there’s an actual dragon in the room

When Your Boyfriend Says He Has A Dragon In His Room And You Think That’s His Excuse To Get You Laid
When Your Boyfriend Says He Has A Dragon In His Room And You Think That’s His Excuse To Get You Laid
When Your Boyfriend Says He Has A Dragon In His Room And You Think That’s His Excuse To Get You Laid

I always love how high-pitched the ā€œSnufkinā€ is :’D

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