Latest Posts by glitter-in-her-eyes - Page 5

Snow: A Brief Summary

Me in November: yayyyyyy woohoooooo it’s snowing hell yeah I love snow Me in December: 🎶I'mmmmm dreaminggggg of a whiiiiiiiite Chrissssstmassssss🎶 Me in January/February: *grumble grumble* yay snow, real great, freezing my ass off out here *grumble* Me in March/April: aw the snow is melting and that makes me both happy & sad Me in May (or any summer month): wtf what is this I don’t have any desire whatsoever to deal with five tons of fluffy white bullshit it iS SUMMER GODDAMMIT

I will never not reblog this. This guy is awesome!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How did I actually survive before coffee was introduced to my diet like seriously someone please explain this to me

Dat College Life Doe

Is it bad that my initial reaction was "NICE it's only 2:00!!!" when I took a homework break to look at the clock?

“Who’s your best friend?”

Actual footage of me when someone says they haven't seen Friends (or AHS, or HIMYM, or Psych, or.... you get the idea)

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

Also I bought a new swimsuit today and tbh I think it looks cute af and that makes me really happy.

Why I'm Broke

I spent wayyyyyy too much money on makeup today and I was both questioning my own judgement and completely content with my decision while I was leaving the store so I guess that’s a good thing…?

Pretty sure the best things about being at home are my own bed, my mom's cooking, and having my kitty to cuddle with me when I can't sleep.

HELP ME I MUST FIGURE THIS OUT BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND

Try It, See If You Can Solve It.

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

things toddlers and i have in common

petition to make this an actual thing..

Leap Day should be renamed Catch-Up Day, and should be a national holiday centered around getting your shit together. / cr

I CAN'T STOP FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HE FINALLY WON THE DAMN OSCAR like seriously his history of Oscar snubs is older than me and that is very sad to me

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Not taking any chances

The same thing is done with racing horses. Except that they use a goat. [x]

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Happy Birthday to Me...?

Haven't done laundry in like two weeks, and all my leggings are dirty😭 so, today of all days, my 20th birthday, I had to put jeans on for my 8am class. Additionally, I had an 8am class. This year is starting off great😂😂😂

Pretty sure sometimes I forget that it's technically still winter in Montana because I basically live in shorts and a tank top when I'm at home

Food for Thought

Honestly, I really hate it when I tell people I'm making/eating food and they respond "did you make/save some for me?" Like no get your own damn food I can barely feed myself 98% of the time don't expect me to try and take care of you too.

Actual Texts from my Parents

Dad: "Your mom is mad because i finnished the desert while she was in the bathroom!" Mom: "I don't believe him!! I had maybe 4 bites of this huge brownie ice cream desert and when I came back, it was gone!!!!!"

Seriously wondering if getting a sugar daddy would make any difference in my life lol

My family is literally the cutest & nobody can tell me otherwise "I'm gonna blow up Max's ears! Ready?!" Like what did I just watch, I think I died of giggles and happiness.

I hate those type of thoughts, because I don't want to kill myself. If anything, I want to kill the part of me that wants to kill myself. But that's not a thing, so I guess I'm just stuck here and honestly I have no idea what to do, because I just want the depressing thoughts to go away & never return.

Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart (William C. Hannan)