My Friend Just Called Me Ugly I Ain't Going To School Today Man ‼️‼️‼️

me listening to my parents say the most racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, nazi, misogynistic, ass clenching, toe curling, horror fuel, grass eating, vomit drinking joke I've ever heard in my life in a family meeting (i can't say anything or else I'm "too woke")

uhm uhm working on my new sculptures(?), ig tahts the name :P

stay tuned for uh.. john wick, maybe? :3

i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle

ok i know its none of my goddam business but our Keanu fandom is so global and im just curious. where are you from? tell us in the tags if u feel comfortable.

yall i hvae been getting angry at this. this be ai tee cee eihtch has been following me everywhere. i go to my kitchen? boom. hes there. staring. watching. i cant sleep with him around

+ he makes me put him to bed every night 🙄🙄

photo evidence of the crime (low quality bcuz its a security camera obvi)

it shocks me seeing him like that 😞😞

(thie posr is slash jay)

what if they released a 4th bill and ted movie where they made out that would be really cool i think

when im reading a super cool fanfic and it ends up just being pure smut

we all love the bagel

anyways

art headcanons!!!!!!! :3

he stops killing 4 yu!!!!!!!

he loves yu!!!!!!

he'll t8 care of yuuu!!

would never hurt yu!!!!!!!!!

makes yu gag and puke on his cock and while that happens he makes yu eat it back!! ;!!!

cuts yu all over!!!!!

kills yu and fucks yur body!!!!!!!

goodnight kisses!!!!! :3

slash jay bay the way

YES

MARKO FROM THE LOST BOYS IS AN AGE REGRESSOR REAL ‼️‼️‼️

really crappy ass edit but i made it using picsart in under 30 seconds 😭😭😭

my favorite lost boys headcannon ever

DDLG/NSFW DNI THIS IS SFW ‼️‼️‼️‼️