We All Love The Bagel

literally me

fuck you *unexcellents bill and teds adventure*

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO????????

i hate it when I'm trying to read something sarcastic/a joke of the internet but I'm dumb and i don't understand it so i just.. uh.. :c

me listening to my parents say the most racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, nazi, misogynistic, ass clenching, toe curling, horror fuel, grass eating, vomit drinking joke I've ever heard in my life in a family meeting (i can't say anything or else I'm "too woke")

ok i know its none of my goddam business but our Keanu fandom is so global and im just curious. where are you from? tell us in the tags if u feel comfortable.

"oh but ted logan-"

shhhhhh sh sh shhhhhhhhhh leave that part for me........... im the one speaking about ted logan

me going to script after reading the most toe curling, hand clenching, hair twirling, leg swaying, mind blowing, cat meowing, dog barking, bird flying fanfic I've ever read in my life

ok but is is kewl

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