Gl1tch-01 - Ur Internet GF

Apologetic cnc. "I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry" as he forces another inch into you, feeling too good for him to stop.

simon who's been in the military so long that sometimes he can't function without someone giving him instruction.

simon who will come to you at all hours of the day, just staring at you in hopes you give him a task to do.

"Simon can you grab-" he's already getting up

"Simon can you cook that chicken in the f-" he's already putting on an apron

"Simon can-" yes. he will. he can and he must. its compulsory at this point.

doesn't need or ask for praise when he completes the task at hand, but will be over the MOON if you do. even a simple "thanks, Si," gets him wagging his tail.

Hickeys? Hot. Bite marks? Hotter. The imprint of my hands left on your wrists after pinning them so hard that it looks like a burn? Fucking perfect.

how high is your pain tolerance? (flirting)

i love the trope of "everyone in this friend group has absolutely zero common sense EXCEPT for the sassbag pet/animal sidekick who is completely mute"

Gonna stop posting/reblogging for a little bit! I’m a big believer in manifesting and I think I girl bossed a bit to close to the sun with all of these things on my account bc I almost got snatched this morning by two guys outside my neighborhood in the like,, actual attempted kidnapping sort of way. Police report n everything. So I’m gonna take a break, reevaluate, then maybe come back in a month or two? Love everyone though!! Happy new years!!!

kneeling on an uncomfortable hard surface while giving head is good for boys it's good for them they'll say it hurts because it's good for them and they need to keep kneeling and you can help by restraining them. pro tip

saying something dominant that completely flops is the most embarassing thing ever. like okay i guess mommy needs to kill herself now

You being scared of me is what gets me off.