You Being Scared Of Me Is What Gets Me Off.

A man cumming inside you accidentally is so hot. Like he just couldn't help himself, your pussy made him feel too good, he couldn't pull out in time. And he groans so loud when he shoots his load into you

do you want to hunt me for sport later

Need a dick to cockwarm through the night or I will actually genuinely lose it

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

i have suuuuuuper soft and gropeable titties btw, just letting u know ty for coming to my ted talk

how am i supposed to bounce on it when my back hurts. my knees hurt

All hail Mihael Keehl, the father of cunt

"You," he said, "are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain."

Emilie Autumn, The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls