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omg

the x files was not meant to exist in the 2000's and it knew it

starting a theory the show is sentient and it committed suicide at the turn of the millennium which is why all the rest of the episodes were Like That bc it's soul was Dead

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

this would work on me

mulder is at his sexiest when he's either going feral over scully's safety or reciting her graduate paper to her, word for word.

Mulder's Happy Dream 😇

Spooky Mulder? More like Pookie Mulder AMIRIGHT???

i love how one of the very first things we see scully do in the pilot is spread gossip

Me: *likes a celebrity*

Celebrity: hey watch this

Me: no please don't :(

Celebrity: I'm gonna do it

Me:NOOO-

Celebrity: *becomes evil*

Me: are you happy now?

Celebrity: very much so

Dana Scully 🥼🔬

Throwback to when I just finished watching the X-Files—for the first time—a few years ago and then immediately started up the first episode again...

The Bear team using well known romantic imagery like this,

And this,

And acting like we're silly and delusional for shipping them is crazy work indeed.

I love a good old men enemies to lovers yaoi.

how to say "I love you" in x-files [144/?] ⤷ 2.15 — “Fresh Bones”

I’d rather people just say they hate sydcarm than to insist they’re platonic under every fucking ship edit I see every god damn second

Despite everything I dont think there was a single episode on this series that I find boring or anoying to watch.

I dont understand how people can hate and drop this show on S8-9, yeah the alien plot is weird, Mulder is gone and Scully is not Scully-ing, but I still love every single episode.

Like look at this scene, I love it.

how to say "I love you" in x-files [143/?] ⤷ 2.13 — “Irresistible”

mulder’s cancel text

“F.B.I’m just gonna snuggle in real close to my coworker whilst we talk crime and try to debunk each other’s theories”

Ooh please

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

finally found an archive link for the live action black jack from 2000 .... it's peak so far

mulder’s cancel text

dana scully is stronger than any other person on this earth bc if I had to listen to mulder's stupid fucking theories every day of my job only for him to be RIGHT?? most of the time I would go insane

I’d rather people just say they hate sydcarm than to insist they’re platonic under every fucking ship edit I see every god damn second

lowkey never wanna see sydcarmy and kingdon canon. just 10 seasons of yearning then an implied handhold and smile at the end of the show

horror sub-genres: medical

The fringe Parasitic Encephalization Theory claims our nervous system is a parasite that took over the body of the earliest vertebrate ancestor. It captures 20% of the body's resources, while staying separate from the blood and being considered unique by the immune system.

While very few defend this theory, one fact supports it: If the body dies while the skull is open, the brain and spinal cord sometimes detach and briefly flail outside, in what could perhaps be an ancient host-seeking reflex.

Watching the first season of The X-Files and seeing all of these supernaturally menaced women is giving me a burning need for Normal Women Characters Who Can Just Deal With Supernatural Shit. Like suburban moms who know how to throw salt at ghosts.

i genuinely do just think it's transparently regressive in a weird turnaround way that the only way the people of this website enjoy a het ship is if the ENTIRE focus is on how awesome and hot and perfect and unstoppable a woman is and how the man is like there to make googly eyes at her and get like nonspecifically dommed-by-implication and we never get ANY thoughts about what she sees in him or what emotional needs are fulfilled for her besides the implication that what every woman wants is someone whos obsessed with her. you people love to find new creative ways to ignore womens interiority

This is not a men’s rights post if you want to do mra shit make your own post