If You’ve Ever Wondered What It’s Like To Live In The Midwest, This Is It. 

@moth-fanatic ANOTHER MOTH!!!!

Emerald Moth (Geometra papilionaria)

I liked this and then tumblr crashed

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

We all making grandpa cry btw

Soup mentioned

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

Thinking about the one time in 5th grade, I confidently told the class that PEMDAS stood for ‘Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag’ and got in trouble. I saw it online and thought that’s what it actually meant.

Holy shit I missed Five Pebbles day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FIVE PEBBLES!

Good to know I’ve still got a shot for the top spot

Am I your favoritist dyke

No, you can be my third favorite dyke