Thinking About The One Time In 5th Grade, I Confidently Told The Class That PEMDAS Stood For ‘Please

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

There’s something deeply ironic about hating having facial hair for gender reasons yet having too much autistic burnout to shave regularly.

Woah that’s awesome

I'm girl ?

sometimes, as a tgirl dating another tgirl, your partner will randomly metamorphosize and transform into a corrupted version of herself; at which point you must spend the next hour engaged in a verbal boss fight attempting to assure her that you do in fact love her and that she deserves to have you as a partner. if you lose she kills herself

it's called gay rights bc i'm gay and i'm always right

Literally