Yknow It Is Easy To Joke About Tumblr Memes Wreaking Havoc On Your Vocabulary Or Whatever But When You

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

YAY, you can be my second favourite too @the-bookshelf-queen

Am I your favoritist dyke

No, you can be my third favorite dyke

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

i'm like the smaller version of a nische micro-celebrity. what scientists are calling "not famous"

I have 2 weaknesses

1. Compliments

2. Being called a good girl

Apparently both turn me into a shy little puddle

"You’re so polite" thanks i was raised in constant fear of upsetting people.

this post explodes a transphobe

Coin Bug Crackers

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.