This Post Explodes A Transphobe

This and saying "hiiii~" in between kisses

(btw the original art is not mine, it's by imgdist)

funniest thing our wizard has ever said after spending several seconds going through their spell list:

"oh who am I kidding? fireball."

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

SOMETHING IS DEEPLY WRONG WITH ME !! who wants to run into brick walls repeatedly with me until somethingbad happens

Some of us are just born with it

im training to become stupid

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic