"why R U Smiling At Ur Phone" Bc My Friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 And I Love Friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends

Elegy, I Suppose

I had a dream you were here last night

I was cold but you were warm

I woke up when you drew me in for a kiss

Maybe I’m just tired

But I wish the dream was real

Maybe it was

:)

Out of Touch

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

Speaking from the experience of being a Tgirl, this would absolutely work on me

how does one woman rizz another woman (i’m new to this)

I mean I’m only experiencing in Tgirls, and that’s really as easy as calling them cute and telling them they’re pretty and then like. Kissing them. In my experience.

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

Aaaa

Why all the cute people r either

1. In a relationship/don't want to be in a relationship

2. Live far away

3. Don't want to be in a relationship with me

"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either