A Good Way To Inspire Yourself To Do More Is To See Yourself As The Wacky Sitcom B Plot Character In

I need to do this

i think i should be allowed to lay across her lap and stretch

- @spearmaster-rw

Day 17: Yeah why not, I think she would like it too

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.

Elegy, I Suppose

I had a dream you were here last night

I was cold but you were warm

I woke up when you drew me in for a kiss

Maybe I’m just tired

But I wish the dream was real

Maybe it was

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

Walk in T hormone clinic and calorie dense food restaurant combo called build a bear is this anything

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

What secrets would the blacklight reveal about you?

Happy valentine’s day everyone!

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up