Latest Posts by girlfrmmars - Page 2
if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way
Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it
its because you always on that damn mortar and pestle
the obsession some people have with their ships being canonized…..who are you, the catholic church
the three inventions the world needs the most are cure for cat allergy, strap-on you can feel, and cigarette that’s good for you. scientists get on this right now please
ICONIC KISSES IN SIR KENNETH MACMILLAN BALLETS
ROMEO AND JULIET {premiere in 1965, footage from 2019}
MANON {premiere in 1974, footage from 2018}
MAYERLING {premiere in 1978, footage from 2018}
35 year old guy i added on steam: Heh, well, I might be on tomorrow. You know how it is, with a kid and all- their schedule is your schedule
12 year old me: Totally get it man
loved the message dude. the little face at the end... fantastic. an "emoji", i assume. does he represent you or me?
i get that its popular but has anyone thought about how fucked up the truman show is? like it was really funny last week when he tripped over that bird but think about it... he doesnt know...
no way… you’re morose? AND lugubrious??? 😳
Gerard P Donelan
watching movies is so much more fun once your ear is trained to recognize the Wilhelm scream and the Dies Irae
1910s guy who calls including left-handed characters in stories forced diversity
reblogcels when they see likechads interacting with a post without sharing it
Love you guys it's ok to be lonely and sort of feel like you're in your loser era lol the ups and downs are proof we are alive and not just coasting
girls when they're addicted to loneliness and desperation it's the strongest emotion they have ever known so their subconscious tells them it's their destiny
they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy
i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok
my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"
brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror