My Mom Had A Nightmare Years Ago That George Costanza Tried To Kill Her And Sometimes When We're Watching

water is so so tasty and tastier than any of your foolish monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by big water (the ocean)

hi I'm the new OSHA guy. it's my job to stand at the bottom of ladders and kick them down if somepony I don't like tries to climb them

35 year old guy i added on steam: Heh, well, I might be on tomorrow. You know how it is, with a kid and all- their schedule is your schedule

12 year old me: Totally get it man

so uhm yeah lately…

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

saw soundtracks go so hard for literally no reason

amazing

oh my worm

David Byrne at CBGB’s c. 1976-77

This seems to be what I've learned.