Girlfrmmars - Girl From Mars

here's what i like to call

none pizza left beef: sandwich edition

truth is stranger than fiction

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

i can't wait to be 60 so i can tell my life story in the youtube comments section of my favorite songs

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

Some stars from my journals

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

reblogcels when they see likechads interacting with a post without sharing it

the three inventions the world needs the most are cure for cat allergy, strap-on you can feel, and cigarette that’s good for you. scientists get on this right now please