Okay So My Boyfriend And I Came To A Conclusion

Gerard P Donelan

(through gritted teeth) i love being out of my comfort zone it is necessary for my personal development

ok work

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

The dangers of watching Seinfeld is that every conversation you have afterwards sounds like a conversation they would have on Seinfeld.

if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way