Hot Take: Pippin Is The Only One Of The Hobbits Who Is ‘team Arwen’ In The ‘who Is The Most Beautiful

you can't read shakespeare's plays. begging everyone i meet ever to WATCH them please they're so much more understandable and fun and whimsical and the comedies are funnier and the tragedies are more heartbreaking when you can actually just. see everything. like you can't just READ it it's NOT A BOOK!!!!

it always confused why everyone would arrive at bilbo’s house separately if they all traveled to the shire together but then i realized. that trick gandalf pulls on beorn. where he has everyone come in slowly instead of all at once. its the same thing hes doing to bilbo.

now the question remains: is this gandalf’s go-to plan when trying to make someone okay with having 13 dwarves in their house, or does he view bilbo and beorn as both uniquely unhinged individuals who need to be handled like a wild animal that could bite at any minute? i need to Know

Tbh, if you don’t think Bilbo Baggins is a little shit, you haven’t read the stunt he pulled when he left his belongings to his relatives after he left the Shire:

Dora, your advice is trash With love,  Bilbo

I mean, seriously, the little shit

I cry

B.B.

B. fucking B.

*throws all the shade, Baggins style*

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Elrond Peredhel || @elrondweek

“He was as noble and fair as an Elf-lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a wizard, as venerable as a king of dwarves, and as kind as summer.” – J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

it was just a dream.

The Hobbit, but when dwarves and Gandalf persuade Bilbo to come with them it’s The Other Side from The Greatest Showman