It Was Just A Dream.

Since it’s pretty canon and both Kili and thorin were less then attractive to their own people, do you think the fact that they both ended up with partners outside of their race turned into like a royal talking point?

Like they’re just living life then some asshole is like “you’re so ugly you couldn’t even get a dwarf to love you” type shit

Idk I’m just thinking of potential assholes to put into fanfics for drama, take it however you want

how to write a plot twist:

surprise your readers!

surprise yourself because you have no idea what’s going to happen next either.

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

because my English level is AO3 dupes

Movie only fans lose out on the narration calling Thorin “important”, “enormously important”, so many times that it reads like ribbing when the book repeatedly humbles him. More Bilbo sarcastically calling Thorin “important” in Bagginshield fics, please!

Yes, it’s Bilbo’s found family.

accidentally bought a copy of sir gawain and the green knight marked up by a middle schooler