Damian IS The Best Robin And Deserves All Love And Attention, Yall Gotta Learn That Being A Child Prodigy

DC Secret santa 2024 gift for @deven895 :33 

Damian and Jon having a lemonade stand

Tim: "I'll take a lemonade"

Jon: "One lemonade coming right-"

Tim: "No baby, I'm not done"

Tim: "I want 2 cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube, use a long spoon not a table spoon I can tell the difference, so don't try me. Water should be at 55.7 degrees and I'll take a splash of mint with a lemon wedge on the side. Thank youuu"

Damian: *just pours him lemonade*

Damian: "That will be 1 dollar and 50 cents"

Tim: "This ain't what I ordered."

Jon: "We know but like it's a lemonade stand not a-"

Damian: "All you can eat buffet?"

Jon: "No that's food"

Damian: "They got drinks too"

Tim: "Look the customers always right, and I'm not paying for this"

Damian: "Ughh-"

jon starts singing

Jon: "Fresh lemonade..freshly squeeze.."

Damian: "Jon-"

Jon: "Pour- it in a cup"

Damian: "Jon stop."

Jon: "Can't get enoughh.."

Jason: there is NOTHING I can’t do-

Tim: Kill the joker

Jason: YOURE A PIECE OF SHIT

tim: JUST SAY YOU CANT DO IT

Jason: I WONT

tim: You won’t say you can’t do it?!

*jason pulls out gun*

Jason: FUCK YOU TIM

Tim: FUCK YOU

*fight ensues w Jason throwing his gun in the floor and throwing hands w tim*

In the many rare days of Jason visiting the manor, he pops in and out. One time Duke wanted to go get an errand, so Jason offered to lend a ride.. After errand, Jason goes "Hey kid how bout I teach you how to drive?" Duke: I'm underage man that didn't help, so duke was driving either way, back to the manor a cop pulls up Duke: Oh! Cops! switch. switch. jason: why are you panicking? Duke: Gotham cop sees a black dude driving a white dude's car without no license? I'm gonna be a hashtag by sundown he gets out his phone and leaves it out Jason: The hell you are doing? Duke: I'm not reaching in my pocket in front of a cop, thats the leading cause of death amongst African-american men the cop gets out, duke sees its a black cop from the window Duke: Hold up, wait- Yes! its a black cop jason: Its an emotional roller coaster with you Cop shows up, saying "You've been circling this parking lot for almost an hour, can i see your license?" duke: listen here bruh, i aint got that right now. You know how it is man cop: i aint even trippin' man Jason: Look officer i'm just teaching the kid how to drive cop: then im gonna need to see your license and registiration jason gives his license cop: your license expired 4 months ago jason: ..i'll make a call and get it renewed cop: No your over the age of 20 so you have to go to the DMV and take a driving test he says as he is writing a ticket Jason: what?? cop: and im confiscating your license jason: what?! cop: and im giving you this ticket jason: 250$ dollars?! cop: if you prefer i can impound your car duke: hey let him take the car man its cheaper than the ticket

Damian and Tim's relationship in a nutshell

Dinner Damian: "Drake, do you want me to Jump across this table? Because I don't have all day for this okay?!"

Tim: "You feelin' froggy? Leap" *Tim stands up waiting for him to actually do it* *Damian is on his last nerve* Damian: "Okay! well here I come"

*fights with Tim*

Jason: "My money is on Damian" Duke: "I'll bet on Tim"

Later Dick: "Stop it!" *enthusiasm noises* Dick: "Love each other!"

*sees them not cooperating* *pushes them together for a hug*

*backfires*

2 hours later Tim, grudgingly hugging Damian because Dick is present: "I'm sorry for being a dick."

Damian, forcibly hugging him and totally not clutching his back with his nails graving his back: "sorry for beating the shit out of you."

Babs: Depends on why you want to punch the kid- Looks at Damian Babs: What did little demon junior do this time

Steph, looking at Damian: Babs, would it be wrong to punch a child?

Riddler: “Riddle me th-“

Batman: “china 1782”

Riddler: “I didn’t even start the riddle! How do yo-“

Batman: “im Batman”

Tim: "Statistically speaking, your 2-step plan won't work like my carefully planned 45 ste-"

Jason: "Statistically speaking, you're a dumbass."

i just sniffed something.. AMAZING ART??!?!?!??!

raven and starfire

Jason: "I'm sorry I'm late. I was busy with something." Tim: *from the hallway* "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE DAMN STAIRS." x