THIS JUST IN THE ARROW OF DODONA IS SECRETLY EXCALIBUR FROM SOUL EATER PASS IT ON

I guess we liked Pepto-Bismol god so much we stole their identity

help i’m trying to make an ao3 account to post the grinch x tony fic….i’ve tried every variation of my blog url and they’re all taken… what did you guys DO

Me, watching the GIF on loop, screaming: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO-

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

jfc I can hear my Hamilton-trash self rising from the depths of my brain screeching for attention and blood-

Anonymous requested: commemoration for the deaths

And now I’m emotionally invested in tulips.

holy shit my tulips are bigger than yours & i've decided to take that as a sign of moral superiority

Gaud you absolute chaos being of the same breed as Bill Cipher what do you specifically have in mind no wait don't tell us I'm suddenly scared and the possibility may have just triggered a panic attack in me as I write this

Warms my heart to know that once the aliens arrive, in the few short months leading up to the interspecies planetary war caused by our governments failing to engage in diplomacy, we will at the very least we’re get some very solid erotic artwork from all the monsterfuckers out there. the goddamn minute them aliens land y'all are gonna be doing porn of them and that revitalizes me

This video is living in my freezer and I can’t get it to leave.

👁👁

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Well, I guess you could use them as ornaments/jewelry to float about in your putty-like being instead of eating them. They are absurdly colourful and would go well with your Pepto-Bismol pink.

the jelly bean company is raffling off an entire candy factory, willy wonka golden ticket style, and that is still not enough of an incentive to convince me jelly beans belong anywhere but the grave

had to be done

This is the best for when a neurodivergent character in a book infodumps in front of a friend or something

I’ll be back, just wait, I’ll have it done eventually I swear-

My ideal no-notebooks fluff-only Death Note AU is like… The jewel in the Tokyo PD’s crown, almost completely dead-inside genius detective Light Yagami, meets the mysterious freelance detective L on the job the first time a case tricky enough to outlast each party’s tendency to solve crimes before the other one can hear about them crops up. They take a personal interest in each other because you gotta and we start in on a very standard romance meet cute plot with L slowly melting this frosty perfect ice queen’s hard outer shell, except that instead of being soft and vulnerable on the inside Light’s shell conceals a misanthrope with delusions of grandeur and general raging asshole who would sell anybody but his immediate family to the devil for a warm chicken salad sandwich. Everyone else is like “…Please put it back,” but L is proudly watching the proceedings while going, “He’ll never achieve self actualization if he doesn’t embrace his sociopathy. It’s good to be yourself.” Naturally, L is humanized in time with this via transitioning from a fancy letter and messages to a voice to a (**big reveal**) person. After Light embracing his true self proves to involve wrapping the case with some technically legal but morally extremely questionable actions he gets disowned/disowns himself and they run away together to a neutrally located non-Japan non-England country to live on the top level of an unnecessarily large building that they own and set up there as detective partners. All their clients like Light best at first because he’s hot and knows how to be charming and otherwise use his face for something besides creepy staring, then eventually gravitate to L when they realize that Light is a habitual liar who cackles maniacally as a hobby and L actually believes in the innate value of human life. Neither ever fully grows out of seeing the other as their pet weirdo. They solve 7000 crimes and eventually die middle aged in a shootout. They arranged for this to domino effect to that case being wrapped up even in the event of their untimely demise beforehand. Everybody expects it to come out that they were secretly married in the following legal proceedings but what’s actually revealed is that L has already been legally dead for 12 years.