This Video Is Living In My Freezer And I Can’t Get It To Leave.

This is the best for when a neurodivergent character in a book infodumps in front of a friend or something

Not completely accurate I don't think but a nice visual !

This post makes me unreasonably happy

Riordanverse as tweets that people have framed

Percy: My girlfriend told me I needed to grow up. I was speechless, as you are when you have 47 gummy bears stuffed in your mouth Annabeth: Just heard someone say they want a kindle that doesnt run out of batteries. So like, a book? Grover: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts Jason: Lightning is underrated I mean common you're telling me zap zap isnt cool? Piper: being pretty without makeup is a serious flex Frank: The fear of being murdered does wonders for my cardio on a nightly run Hazel: In my day, if dolls magically came to life, they murdered you and everyone you loved Leo: Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring into the mirror for 20 minutes? Calypso: If you hold a warm pancake and close your eyes, its almost like holding someones hand Reyna: Being single is so deeply a part of who I am that I truly don't know what I'd do with a boyfriend. Do you have to walk it? How often does it get fed? I'm not ready Octavian: snakes are just angry socks Nico: Show the haters how it's done by hating yourself the most Will: My boyfriend wanted two kittens but I'm the man in this relationship so we got two kittens Chiron: Okay kids listen closely cause I'm only gonna say this 257,000 times Apollo: I punched myself in the face trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn't describe my life I don't know what does Meg: plants really be like 'I don't vibe with this dirt' and then die Lityereses: When I had my first boyfriend, we didn't talk, hold hangs or hang out. Easily my best relationship Lavinia: You have distracted from my creative process Commodus: Just found out the world doesnt revolve around me. Shocked and upset Caligula: I need a friend like me Nero: Treat yourself with some world domination Magnus: My body is a hotel for anxiety Alex: I don't buy anything on black friday, I just want an excuse to get into a fist fight Jack: not everyone was king fu fighting mom some of us were trying to break it up Mallory: Never ask a women eating ice cream straight from the carton how they're doing Halfborne: Until I got a girlfriend, I didn't know there was a wrong way to put the milk in the fridge- T.J: Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 friends on his 30s

what a great morning to poke a hole into a gas canister, sit down beside it, and eat some lit matches!! (the honda odyssey scene but its the scene in the fearamid penthouse because nothing is more analogous to toxic yaoi say gex than trying to kill each other)

Deadpool and Wolverine are the undoomed counterpart to billford. do you see my vision? DO YOU SEE MY VISION

I’m doing this so it STAYS on my pages cause I love this dumpster fire no matter how many times it burns me

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I once considered him the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy

closeups:

I don’t know what was going on for some time but I’m dying of laughter all the same

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

This is-I’m pretty sure this is a threat. Also, does Gaud actually have kneecaps? I thought they were a nebulous pink sentient gloop with a penchant for terrorizing humans on Tumblr, therefore having no kneecaps-

♪♬♩ when your knees don’t work like they used to before ♪♬♩

Why is it that you could switch the roles and it makes sense.

WHY IS IT THAT YOU COULD SWITCH THE

I mean how could anybody possibly say no to that