seriously how the fuck does he still have that thing
holy shit
(this is from the official AT comics btw, Spooktacular 2017)
for @bunny-minsungie
can’t handle this rn
Alec: Jace is late.
Clary: How? I had Luke call him at 8 this morning and pretend it was 11.
Isabelle: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we’re starting at 9 instead of noon.
Simon: I set all of his watches and our clocks to say PM when it was really AM.
Alec: Uh, shit. Guys, I think we may have overdone it.
Jace, bursting into the room: WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT?
Me: I am not gay, I’m bi.It’s different.
Also me: I’m sooo fucking gayyy
Percy: I am a form of farewell… A good bi
Jason: what kind of glasses do I wear? Bi-focals
Leo: If I was a mode of transportation I would be a Bi-cycle
Frank: If I was a snake I would be a Bithon
Piper: you should be scared of me I’ll steal your man then seduce you
Annabeth: when I’m cold I become like an atom, I have Bi-layers
Hazel: i made a graph about men and women a ven-bi-agram if you will
Bows dads: *name their son Bow*
Bow: *becomes an archer*
Bows dads:
kai: are...are you saying you like me, or not?
adam: are YOU saying you like ME, or not?
kai: I’m saying I like you!
adam: well, then I’m saying I like YOU!
kai: Fine!
adam: FINE!! Then I guess we’re dating!
kai: FINE!!
adam: FINE!