Nearly Called My Dad A Fag :(

please don’t kill my undead sons i have custody of them for five minutes so we can kill a very fast man

we were off to an archipelago to cure two party members loup-garou lycanthropy, which one of them (teifling) strongly denied. a ship with 2 vampires and humans stole all our food.

when we defeated them we took their ship and there was a little gnome with playing cards. teifling played with him and got a natural 20 and won immediately. the adrenaline turned him into a loup-garou, and kills the gnome immediately. the other diseased party member (thrikreen) goes over to this absolute beast and resists us trying to pull him away, thrikreen tells him to snap out of it. teifling is forced to reduce thrikreen to 0 hp. thrikreen accepts his fate and pinky promises dm. (thrikreen doesn’t die.)

teifling sees his friend dead and everyone else on the party rolls persuasion and finally snaps out of it.

i shit you not my shoes untied themselves during this game. no exaggeration.

sparkle on. its wednesday. dont forget to 3pm.

all water is full of a amazing fish called the gupping

who’s tryna flourish at the function w me?

Redesign Your Logo but Neil never stops listing the demographics so at some point he will just describe every single person on the planet

journaling is my passion

guys i don’t know what breaking containment means. but ur right. when i get out of this place i WILL go on a rampage don’t u worry

please don’t kill my undead sons i have custody of them for five minutes so we can kill a very fast man

and now you're just somebiden that I used to joe