Ok So The Thing About Reading Like Books Which Are “predictable” Is That I, A Story Enjoyer, Go Completely

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

all i want is a professionally filmed version of every musical i’ve ever listened to. 

p l e a s e 

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

#160

cowboy comic

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

it’s really important that everyone read mallory ortberg’s sir gawain and the green knight parody

i Know antipasto means appetizer but i still like to believe that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis