I Know Antipasto Means Appetizer But I Still Like To Believe That It Refers To Pasta’s Archnemesis

if anyone needs me. i will be in the corner. contemplating the characters

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

all i want is a professionally filmed version of every musical i’ve ever listened to. 

p l e a s e 

There’s nothing wrong with understanding your personal limits #EthicalMemes

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

Heroes at Home

“studio ghibli romances be like “what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other.”

COVID PLS FUCKING END SO I CAN GO THE AQIARUM SAFELY AND SEE DA TURTLES AND PENGUINS AND FUNNY FISH