Happiness Will Come To You.

really, the only quality you need to get into the ravenclaw common room is the ability to pull quasi-intellectual bullshit out of your arse

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Avengers: Highway to Hell

Avengers: Big Girls Don’t Cry

“I may be little, but I am full of spite. So don’t underestimate me!”

- Any Ravenclaw under 5’ 5"

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

Giveaway: We’re giving away 15 vintage classics by Kurt Vonnegut, Agatha Christie, D.H. Lawrence, Daphne du Maurier, John Steinbeck, and others! Won’t they look lovely on your shelf? =) Enter to win these classics by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 6 November, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. Good luck! Follow our IG account to be eligible for our IG giveaways. For full rules to all of our giveaways, click here.

We Stan For Him✨💪💖

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

“People exhaust me.”

-A Ravenclaw after one minute of small talk

Re-blog if you can write in cursive.

I heard cursive is dying. I want to see who still uses it.