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“People exhaust me.”

-A Ravenclaw after one minute of small talk

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

Reblog for good luck on your exams

I hate small talk. I wanna talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, faraway galaxies, music that makes you feel different, memories, the lies you’ve told, your flaws, your favourite scents, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurities and fears. I like people with depth, who speak with emotion from a twisted mind. I don’t want to know ‘what’s up’.

(via leohearts)

really, the only quality you need to get into the ravenclaw common room is the ability to pull quasi-intellectual bullshit out of your arse

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭