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I hate small talk. I wanna talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, faraway galaxies, music that makes you feel different, memories, the lies you’ve told, your flaws, your favourite scents, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurities and fears. I like people with depth, who speak with emotion from a twisted mind. I don’t want to know ‘what’s up’.

(via leohearts)

Giveaway: We’re giving away 15 vintage classics by Kurt Vonnegut, Agatha Christie, D.H. Lawrence, Daphne du Maurier, John Steinbeck, and others! Won’t they look lovely on your shelf? =) Enter to win these classics by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 6 November, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. Good luck! Follow our IG account to be eligible for our IG giveaways. For full rules to all of our giveaways, click here.

really, the only quality you need to get into the ravenclaw common room is the ability to pull quasi-intellectual bullshit out of your arse

Giveaway: We’re giving away 15 vintage classics by Kurt Vonnegut, Agatha Christie, D.H. Lawrence, Daphne du Maurier, John Steinbeck, and others! Won’t they look lovely on your shelf? =) Enter to win these classics by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 6 November, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. Good luck! Follow our IG account to be eligible for our IG giveaways. For full rules to all of our giveaways, click here.

If you can’t put two and two together and have to immediately blurt out “not all men” then I will assume from now on that whenever anyone says anything to you, that you don’t have the intelligence to realize it might not be aimed at you and clarify people’s statements for you constantly.

Happiness Will Come To You.

Incorrect Harry Potter #24

Ravenclaw: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious than big creatures. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Gryffindor: Ridiculous. Give me an example.

Slytherin: Wasps.

Ravenclaw: Spiders.

Slytherin: Hufflepuff.

RIP Stan Lee

We will all miss you.

“I may be little, but I am full of spite. So don’t underestimate me!”

- Any Ravenclaw under 5’ 5"