Gaysimp614 - ThatWeirdQueer

remus was james’s gay awakening (he’s the casanova of gryffindor tower, so duh)

sirius was james’s gay ‘confirmation’ (they kissed once, and james knew he wasn’t straight)

then james said hmmmm I want a combination of both, and ended up with regulus.

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Wylan: We have crime statistics? Crime? That warrants statistics??

Jesper: ….You make bombs, Merchling

Wylan: WE’RE THE CRIMINALS?? FROM THE STATISTICS??

Jegulus high school vampire au but it's really funny bc Reg is the typical 'old-money, brooding, wears black 24/7' guy with two puncture scars on his neck so people always joke about him secretly being a vampire

Meanwhile his cute, clingy, friends with everybody, 'COLOUR MAKES ME HAPPY :D' bf James Potter is standing right next to him knowing that he -the actual vampire bf- literally drank his blood the night before

I'm getting ideas

Somebody stop me

oh yeah cause it’s so incredibly heterosexual to give your homie prostate orgasms when he gets on your nerves a little. give me a break

Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

These posts are cousins to me.

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