The Great Smudge - Table Cat
Via Lancelot Falk
Bears down with the pen, sometimes tearing the paper. Writes with anger, infused with cries for change. Has been through hell and back again. Being soft has gotten him nowhere, but still he persists. Enjoys edgy comedy. Dark circles under eyes. The last, flickering streetlight. One black coffee after another. Torn up, potholed roads. Rust Belt economy, and not getting much better. Searches for the softness that’s void from his life in ever-changing lovers and friends.
(This is all from personal experience. I have been or dabbled into these types of Witchery at some point)
Divination Witch:
- I feel like they would like jazz
- Though that might just be because of that “Friends on the Other Side” song
- Probably a (not so secret) Harry Potter fan
- Very good at taking criticism (because they keep getting called out by playing cards)
- Believes in fate
- Appreciates the artwork on very pretty cards
- “Is this my intuition, or am I just anxious?”
- Probably likes Messy Buns
- Aloof when nervous, but very excitable and fun once they’re comfortable
- Incredibly Existential, probably has really deep conversations at like 3 am
- Very motivated, but so damn tired
- May or may not get paranoid a lot
- "You don't choose your deck/pendulum/runes. They choose you."
Deity / Spirit Work Witch:
- “Teacher, (Y/N)’s chanting ancient hymns in class again!”
- Tired eyes
- Peoplewatching, probably studies humans a lot despite being one of them
- Wise beyond their years
- Has a hard time making friends because few people are “on their level”
- The type of person that people are either intimidated by, or everyone looks up to
- Making playlists for your Deities
- Has that bigger-than-life energy that attracts many people, for better or for worse
- Very respectful and knows how to not lose their temper easily
- History and/or Culture enthusiast
- Probably has a fascination with a certain part of the world or culture
Pop Culture Witch:
- That fan who refuses to accept that their favorite character died
- Honestly tired of having to explain and justify their craft
- Probably has an Online Grimoire
- Almost definitely writes fanfiction (or at least reads a lot of it)
- I feel like they’d enjoy Buzzfeed Unsolved or other paranormal series (Gravity Falls, Paranorman, Over the Garden Wall, etc.)
- Stans like 12 different characters
- Enjoys Glamour Spells
- Daydreams a lot
- Owns too many books (or not enough)
- Very intuitive and has a good sense for what herbs/crystals go with a certain character
- Kinda got into Witchcraft by accident (like me)
- Very heavily influenced by their favorite series and such
- Probably likes Gay-coded Music (Mother Mother, Hozier, Lil Nas X, etc.)
Hedge Witch:
- Very vivid dreams
- Very interested in Astral Travel
- Often attracts random animals and children because of their “good energy”
- Talks to their home, the trees, spirits, everyone
- I feel like they’d have very cool looking but functional shoes
- A lonely (but not alone) soul
- Has a good morning routine, probably a morning person
- Any day where they can watch the sunrise is a good day
- Really likes folktales
- Big reader, but probably collects more books than they read
- Really wants an herb garden
- Constantly researching new practices, their book of shadows is huge
Storm Witch:
- Has really good intuition for the weather. Can pretty much feel when it’s going to rain
- Always has jars on the windowsill or pack porch to catch rainwater
- Enjoys the sound of thunder
- Really good at whistling (whistling up a wind)
- Probably really into Hopepunk or other punk subcultures
- Genuinely annoyed when it’s too sunny
- Either really outgoing or incredibly aloof. May be an Aquarius
- Angry 99.9% of the time, but does a decent job at not showing it
- Has a specific outfit for taking walks in the rain
- Has no volume control and accidentally talks to loud
- Very protective over loved ones
Summary:
Meg hires a guitarist for Castiel’s new cafe without telling him, and it turns out to be one Dean Winchester. The very same Dean who had been Castiel’s desperate high school crush.
In which Dean is a flirt, Castiel is oblivious, and Meg uses the power of cheesy love songs in the attempt to force them together.
Categories: Light angst to fluff, AU Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Meg Words: 7,634 Rating: Explicit Tags: Bottom!Dean, top!Cas, proudly bisexual Dean, gay Cas, pining, misunderstandings, smutty ending, coffee shops, singing!Dean, guitarist!Dean
My Notes: I included Spotify links if you want to listen to the songs as you go. The song may not sync up with the scene (and Dean’s versions are different), so listening and reading at the same time might not work for each scene. One of them links to the album because it wouldn’t link the specific song for me.
I removed a couple of the song links where Dean’s arrangement is meant to be so different that I didn’t want to put the original too strongly in your mind.
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When Castiel stepped out of the back office, he was relieved to see a good crowd of customers in the cafe. Getting through winter and spring had been difficult, but the previous owner had promised that summer would bring a boom of tourists, and enough business that he could put money away for his second winter. By the looks of it that certainly seemed to be true. The weather was beautiful today, and the tourists were here for it, happy to enjoy the early June sun on the beach.
When Castiel looked around for Meg he found her setting something up in the far corner of the room. He had a feeling he would regret asking, but he walked over to find out what she was doing.
When Castiel had moved back to Ocean Shores and decided to buy the little cafe, Meg had been looking for a job at the time. Cas had been nervous about hiring an old high school friend, but she’d turned out to be a reliable manager. And even though they were friends and had a relaxed working relationship, she still respected that the business was his baby.
“Do I want to know what you’re doing?” Castiel asked. He noticed she’d put one of the more comfortable upholstered chairs in the corner facing out, with a small table next to it.
“Don’t be mad,” Meg said, looking up at Castiel with mischievous eyes. “The summer guitarist starts today.”
Castiel gaped at Meg for a moment. “The what? You hired a musician without asking me? Did you at least audition them?”
Meg shrugged. “He said he played here last summer for the previous owner. So I figured he must be good.”
Cas shook his head. “Well if he sucks you have to be the one to tell him he’s fired.”
Meg grinned. “Deal.”
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It was about a half hour later when the front door chimed, and Castiel looked up from behind the counter, only to see Dean Winchester walk through the door, guitar in hand.
Castiel was frozen in shock, and he couldn’t help but stare as Dean walked toward him, a grin splitting the handsome man’s face. He was still just as beautiful as he had been in high school, with bright green eyes and perfect freckles. If anything he looked even better now, and Castiel couldn’t help but notice how his t-shirt clung to his shoulders and his trim waist.
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Ravenclaw: I miss summer already.
Hufflepuff: The long sunny days?
Ravenclaw: Ew,no.
Slytherin: The no school school aspect?
Ravenclaw: I miss staying up reading all night long.
This very severely needed updating, as I’m sure you’ll see…
Updated: June 27th, 2017
[Advice for Witchlings] // rebloggable: [part 01]; [part 02]
[For Beginners] // [rebloggable]
How to Do Magic // [rebloggable]
How to Start Being a Witch // [rebloggable]
How to Start Practicing Witchcraft // [rebloggable]
Supplies for a Beginner Witch // [rebloggable]
Tips for Casting Spells / Tips for Intent // [rebloggable]
Tips for Getting into Magic // [rebloggable]
[Grimoire Tips] // rebloggable: [part 01]; [part 02]; [part 03]; [part 04]; [part 05]
[Sigils FAQ] // [rebloggable]
[Simple Spells] // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Anger] // [rebloggable]
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[Spells for Binding] // [rebloggable]
Spells for Preventing Gossip // [rebloggable] (tw: gif)
Spells for Birthdays // [rebloggable]
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Spells for Focus // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Forgetting, Letting Go, and Moving On] // [rebloggable]
[Spells for the Full Moon] // [rebloggable]
Spells for Happiness // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Health, Healing, and Pain] // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Heartbreak] // [rebloggable]
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Spells for Jobs and Employment // [rebloggable]
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[Spells for Luck] // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Lust and Sex] // [rebloggable]
Spells for Making Friends // [rebloggable]
Spells for Memory // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Money, Wealth, and Prosperity] // [rebloggable]
Spells for Motivation // [rebloggable]
Spells for Mourning and Grief // [rebloggable]
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Spells for Protection During Travel // [rebloggable]
Spells for Protection From Mental Harm // [rebloggable]
Spells for Reconnecting Friendships // [rebloggable]
Spells for Repelling Unwanted Love // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Repressing Love] // [rebloggable]
Spells for School and Education // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Self Love] // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Sleep] // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Strength and Courage] // [rebloggable]
Spells for Summoning Storms // [rebloggable]
Spells for Transformation // [rebloggable]
Spells for Truth // [rebloggable]
[Spells for Weight Loss] // [rebloggable]
Spells for Wishing // [rebloggable]
[Sigil List of thesigilwitch] // [rebloggable]
[Sigils for Animals, Pets, and Familiars] // [rebloggable]
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[Sigils for Creativity and Inspiration] // [rebloggable]
[Sigils for Depression, Self Harm, and Suicide] // [rebloggable]
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Sigils for Locating Items // [rebloggable]
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Sigils for Protecting a Grimoire // [rebloggable]
Sigils for Sickness and Stress // [rebloggable]
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Sigils for Work and Career // [rebloggable]
[Resources for Altars] // [rebloggable]
Resources for Astral Travel and Projection // [rebloggable]
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Within the last three years, I haven’t had a spell fail. This post is to help you understand how you can have a higher success rate.
When casting a spell of any kind or size, you must ALWAYS have all three of the following: a) Intention- Your intentions must be crystal fucking clear and have enough integrity so that they cannot be broken if you get distracted/interrupted during the casting. This cannot be done overnight. It takes practice and meditation for at least a few years to get to a point where your intentions are pure and powerful even in an extremely robust environment.
b) Passion- You have to put your fucking soul into every spell, no matter how small. Casting a spell is a lot like having sex. It will be a little awkward, disheartening, and/or disappointing if you don’t put your soul into it. You are connecting to the forces that govern this reality and asking for a favor. You’d better have the decency to inhabit your truest self for that.
c) Presence- Great, so you have your subconscious mind and your soul in the game, but where is your intelligent mind? You can’t let your mind wander either. This is probably the hardest of the three to accomplish every single time because shit happens. Maintaining complete focus takes a lot of spoons, and you have to set a part of your life aside to do so.
Being a city witch can be tough, you don’t have the wide open spaces as a rural witch. Yet, it is important that you can find a place that is somewhat quiet, has been sanctified, and most importantly: has a connection to the forces that you’re dealing with. We are witches. No, we don’t have to be secretive about our crafts as much these days, but we still need our privacy for the actual casting. Here are some recommendations: Rooftops, empty subway cars, the shower (If noise is limited enough), off the trail at a nature conservation area, in a public park when there aren’t many people about and the noise is minimal, and abandoned buildings (Please be careful if you do this, they may have structural issues, and you’ll be breaking the law, so be sneaky and smart about it)
But, overall, all you need is a place where your thoughts do not flee from you. A place where your mind can hone in on the task at hand and you can connect to the universe in the manner you need to.
Be sure to put a lot of thought into your spells. Sometimes, there might be a better spell for the desired results. I’ll give some examples:
a) Trying to pass an exam? Instead of casting a spell to help you pass, it might be better to cast a spell to help you study and retain information. Then, take it a step further, and apply an essential oil to your wrist while you study, then apply the same oil again just before the exam. Compound the spell using other types of magic. Draw a sigil for memory on your body, glamour yourself so that you can take the test in peace without distractions, ect.
b) Trying to cast a love spell, but it never really seems to work? How about casting a spell on yourself to increase confidence? then cast a glamour to draw attention to you. Draw sigils on your body that help with articulation and speaking clearly, or sigils that assist in decreasing anxiety and over-thinking. Then go talk to them. Be yourself. Be confident. Be the badass witch that you are.
Most of the time spells that target the caster are far more successful than those that do not. If it doesn’t target the caster, it will take a lot of spoons to cast it. Casting a spell that would affect a situation that is already pretty likely takes a hell of a lot fewer spoons than a spell that affects an unlikely situation. You must work WITH nature, not against it.
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This is by no means completed, up-to-date, or the only way you can view or perceive witchcraft. These are just some posts, found on my blog, put together in a list for easier access.
This is also being updated as I go through my archives, and whats on the list as of [Sept 22nd, 2018] is from start - August 2018. This list will be updated as often and as quick as I can possibly manage.
I PREVIOUSLY HAD MY DAILY WITCH TIPS ON HERE, I DELETED THAT SEGMENT.
This isn’t really as organized as I would like it, but I broke it down into categories and alphabetical order such as:
Moon Shit:
2017 Lunar Calendar
August 2018 Lunar Schedule
Full Moons Of The Year
Lunar Eclipse Dates
Lunar Phases
Magick Of The Moon Phases
Moon Magic
Moon Magic Grimoire
Moon Phase Runes
Top Stargazing Events of 2018
Herb Shit:
5 Herbs Every Witch Should Have In Their Garden
Anti-Anxiety Herbs
Big Witchy Guide On Herbs And Flowers
Dangerous Herbs
Gardens Of The Witches
Herb Masterpost
Herbs For Hexing
Herbs For Protection
Indoor Plants For The Space Conscious Witch
Poisonous Herbs
Reasons Herbs May Not Work
Sacred Herbs Of The Gods
Top 10 Magical Herbs
Crystal Shit:
Crystals Every Witch Should Have
Gems For Depression
Taking Care Of Your Crystals
Emoji Spells Shit:
Easy Sleep
Spells Shit:
4 Free Spells
A Method To Cleanse And Ward After Unsavory People Leave
Anti-Anxiety Charm
Anti-Anxiety Jar
Bad Habits Tarot Spread
Bad Luck
Bandage Sigils
Banishing Nightmares
Bath For Sunburns
Belladonna’s Spell Page
Celestial Nail Polish Magic
Change Your Luck
Crow Bone Hex
Curse A Bitch
Dreams and Nightmare Protection
Easy Cleansing Ritual
Elemental Ideas
Forest With Me
From My Grimoire
Glamour Enchanted Jewelry
Hail The Glow Cloud
Hex For 2017
Icelandic Staves
Increasing Emotional Tolerance
Lavender Self Love Jar
Love Enhancer
Love / Protection
Memory Aid
Mermaid’s Breath
New Year Purification Bath
Peppermint Spell
Recharging
Return To Sender
Ritual For Positive Thoughts
Ritual Of Gratitude
Self Love And Healing Jar
Seven Useful Powder Spells For Every Occasion
Sew Closed Your Heart
Simple Protection
Simplicity
Sleep Spells And Sigils
Steps To Strengthen A Romantic Relationship
Stop Nightmares
Using Glitter In Spells
Ward Types and Components
Warmth In Winter
Advice Shit:
10 Common Misconceptions of Baby Witches
10 Daily Witch Things
10 Plants To Survive A Zero Sunlight Bedroom
10 Terms Every New Witch Should Know
26 Activities To Help Your Mind, Body, And Soul
A Collection Of Witch Tips
A Long List Of Ways To Spiritually Protect Yourself
Astral Temple Meditation
Aura / Energy Colors & Meanings
A Secret Witches Guide To Concealing Your Craft
Back To School Magic
Basics Of Kitchen And Cottage Witchcraft
Beginner Masterlist
Beginner Witchcraft
Being A Witch
Blood Magic
Breaking Astrology Down
Candle Uses & Meanings
Charging/Activating Sigils
Cosmic Witch Masterpost
Daily Witchcraft
Discreet Little Witchy Things
Discreet Witchcraft
Earth Element Correspondents
Enchanting Items
Everyday Magic Is Easy
Faerie List
Fire Safety
Hearthandhold Reading List
How I Draw My Sigils
How Runes Work
How To Learn Witchcraft
How To Make Your Own Sigil
How To Use A Sigil Wheel
Imbolc
Incense Uses
Inexpensive/Free Witchcraft
Jarring Tips
Keeping Yourself Protected
Knot, Thread, and Cord Magic
Little Tips For The College Witch
Low Energy Tips
Magic For School/Education
Magical Herb
Modern Polytheism
Modern Witches
Modern Witches
My Advice For Baby Witches
New Witch Budget Tips
Nik’s Tips For Discreet Witchcraft
Reading Tea Leaves
Rose Water Is My Religion
Salt & Witchcraft
School / Work Grounding
Some Things To Track
So You Want To Talk To Spirits?
Spell Books
Stoner Witch Tips
Succulents
Tarot Cheat Sheet
Tech Witches
The Wiccan’s Glossery
There Comes A Time When You Need To Stop Researching And Just Practice
Tips For Discreet College Witches
Tips For Writing Incantations
Types Of Witches
Types Of Witches And Witchcraft
Understanding Concepts In Witchcraft
Urban Witch 101: House and Home
Violets Witchcraft Masterpost
Ways To Start Feeling Again
Water Magic
Witchcraft In The Shadows
Witchcraft PSA
Witch Resources
Witch Tips For City Witches
Witches With Depression
Witchling Endeavors
Witchy Grimiore Ideas
Witchy Podcasts
Witchy Tips
Recipe Shit:
Anti-Nightmare Pouch
Apple Cider Love Bringing
Black Salt
Budget Witch DIY
Calming Sugar Scrub
Charming Lip Balm
Cleansing And Calming Salt
DIY Gemstone Necklace
Drawing Out A Latent Talent Pouch
Drying Out Roses
Infused Water Magic
Milkshake Magic
Moon Spell Cakes
Moon Water
Peaceful Sleep Sachet
Potion For Sleep
Rose Water
Smoothie Potions
Soothing Dreams Sachet
Communication Shit:
Crystal Hand Of Prosperity
Dead Dash
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Hey There
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Looking To Follow
Money Bear
Money Pentacle
Witchcraft Asks
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Witchy Asks
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