It's Coming Up To That Time Of Year Again, May The Giant Burning Goat Warm Your Cold Nights.

About Sonic

Oh boy...Here we go.

So as a large chunk of you all are aware, the trailer Sonic the Hedgehog dropped today and it has gotten an "interesting" reception.

What did I think about it?

....Oh boy here we go.

Since this is a Sonic movie, it would make sense to talk about Sonic himself. I like the personality and lines they gave him. Hell, I even like the voice. The spindash and fast movements are also pleasing to the eye. But uhhhh, there's a giant, GIANT problem. You guessed it, the design!

I'm probably sounding a broken ass record here, but I just really don't like the design. I don't mind the texture and all that, hell, I even don't mind eyes and hands too much. My biggest problems are the mouth and limb sizes. They are...uncomfortable to look at. Some minor adjustments would help, but I worry it could be too late.

Beyond that though, I liked the rest of the trailer...even if Gangster's Paradise is an odd song for Sonic.

Oh yeah, Eggman is in this.

I think they made a good if a bit of an unconventional choice here. I like the delivery and Jim Carrey does what he does best!

Overall...I dunno about this movie. We'll have to wait and see...

I don’t feel too good, Google.

My problem with The Avengers (game)

Okay, I'm ticked off, so I'm going straight for the throat on this one.

Gameplay seems fine from glimpses and the story is eh. BUT THE DESIGN IS AWFUL.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, lemme show y'all how you do this correctly.

Take Spider-Man PS4 as an example. Their Peter Parker is easy on the eyes, recognizable, and is pretty well designed. On top of that, the suit, while different, is faithful to the original and colorful, like Superheroes should be.

It's a fantastic design by Sony and helped the game on it's path to greatness.

Avengers on the other hand....

First off, Captain America looks like my uncle on Halloween. In addition, all the people who bitched about the outfit in the first Avengers movie are taking what they said back. Unnecessary Armor Galore!

It actually reminds me of the 90's era of comics where a bunch of characters got unneeded armor or redesigns just because. And even by the Liefeldian standards of the day this is too much.

Thor has it a bit better, but not by much. The armor needs a rework because currently it looks more like a clobbered together cosplay.

As for Black Widow, her costume is fine...But WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FACE! She looks like a man in a wig. Like a High Def Farquad!

The only Avenger to come out well was the Hulk! Even then how do you fuck that up?

Tony looks alright as well but his armor is pretty damn generic. In the movies as well, each armor had a characteristic that helped give it a personality and made them distinguishable.

In addition, they all look so drab and colorless! It's boring

Now you all may say it's not like a game has bombed on visuals...

Uhm...Where were you during Marvel vs Capcom Infinite?

In fact, this feels like a repeat! A hyped as hell game with subpar visuals and design with a shortened roster with the promise of more to come.

Crystal Dynamics, you have a year to fix this. Don't fuck it up.

YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!!!

Poor Thing

Also, follow OP, they're amazingly awesome.

The Thing, being the alien that it is, pretty much doesn’t know or understeand most of human’s lame jokes, poor bastard

Don't y'all hate it when, randomly, you just pass out into a sleep unintentionally?

Just me??

A Nightmare On Elm Street Review

Well, might as well get this review done as soon as possible.

Hi, I'm Beo the Moth, and welcome to my Nightmare on Elm Street review!

This film is probably one of the most popular slasher films out there alongside Friday the 13th and Halloween. Wes Craven took the standard slasher formula and added some twists to it.

Before we get into this film, what is it all about? It is about a group of teens experiencing all the same nightmare with the same man. When one of them dies, they need to find a way to stop this dream murderer before they all go into the everlasting slumber of death.

So, what did I think about it? I thought it was great!

First off, everyone gives a good performance! Everyone from Heather Langenkamp to Johnny Depp in his first ever film role! But by far the big standout is Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger. This performance is so intense and creepy that you just can't help but appreciate it!

The effects, they still hold up to this day!! I still hear people talk about how this movie scares them! It's That Good!! And definitely better than the sequels and...somehow even the Remake.

A Nightmare on Elm Street is simply a classic in the genre, and you owe it to yourself to watch it!

I give a 10/10!

Hm...Two positive reviews.

I need to balance it out a bit, at least before the Halloween Review.

Ah shit, I spoiled the surprise! Oh well...See you all later.

Well been a while since I’ve tried to use this place.

Evacuation of a Sinking Ship

Not many of you will know me...Mostly because I'm new here...I originate from Google+, which is...getting kinda rough...So, I'm moving here...Perhaps it can prove to be more fun and better...Maybe. So yeah.