29 | asexual aromantic agender | she/they/its sie/dey/es I like Bob's Burgers, knitting, sewing and reading
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Mr. Ratburn is a gay man and a gay icon
proof:
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled “what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
gay dog pride flag
Its December 17 which is the day the very first Simpsons episode premiered.
Happy 31st anniversary Simpsons
A single leaf falls next to me at the end of September.
Me:
(all Credit goes to @devriebrynn on Tiktok)
are people really having sex?
like actually
are we sure people are really doing that
I'm gonna do my posts from now on like those girls on Tiktok who went viral for a random video and now try to ride the 15 minutes of fame for as long as they can.
Ok here it goes
for yesterday’s @guardian review #books #christmasshopping https://www.instagram.com/p/B6FtJUeHt4R/?igshid=166z1sofjuzp7
Both!!
curiosity for science
reblog for more answers!
hope everyone had an amazing march 15th!!! no reason I just know that tumblr loves days and dates. happy wednesday! happy 15th! happy march!!! I hope the stars align and smite an enemy of your choosing
Interesting how pi day comes before kill Caesar day, almost as if they used the same knives from cutting pies to stab Caesar
German Christmas Gothic -make it TV
Now that it’s getting colder and dark so early here are some cozy anthropomorphic illustration by Chris Dunn to warm your soul:
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gay dog pride flag
Its December 17 which is the day the very first Simpsons episode premiered.
Happy 31st anniversary Simpsons