This Is What I’d Look Like If Minecraft Added Dog Breeds Btw

Frogs and toads are hilarious. They're just like

BrrEEeööööb... BreÖöööööp... BrrEEEeööööb... BreÖÖöööööp...

[starts violently smacking the shit out of this other frog with their slappy little hands just for being in smacking distance. Fuck you.]

Locations from THE SIMPSONS.

Obsessed with the fact that this really happened😳

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Things that make me (autistic and goth) a vampire:

Sun? No, thank you. Instant kill.

Counting everything. Please don't throw rice at me.

Invite me directly. "You're always invited". No, I have to stand at your door and you have to say "Come in", else I can't physically enter.

Did someone eat garlic like 5 days ago? I can tell.

You don't want to be informed for three hours about the different sounds bats make?

Black cloths. Everything else is too overstimulating.

Very formal and rigid way of speaking and behaving, almost like a dark lord in 1894.

"I've recently started this hobby... wait, this was a decade ago?"

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Babe wake up, Orla McCool is now canon nonbinary

This still blows my mind

All five chapter title spreads from my upcoming artbook, "Windows to Worlds" which can be pre-ordered through the Kickstarter campaign here!