Once Again For The Bargain Price Of $6.66 I Will Present To You A Top 5 Childhood Misadventures: April

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

for yesterday’s @guardian review #books #christmasshopping https://www.instagram.com/p/B6FtJUeHt4R/?igshid=166z1sofjuzp7

This made me so happy. Never give up and follow your dreams.

Taking intentionally bad photos of yourself is so fun because 1. you get funny images, and 2. you have transcended beauty and entered life

My favourites from the new jellycats!

Aphrodite by Briton Rivière (1902)

I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this