I Blacked Out And When I Woke Up This Was On My Canvas

The Day Book, Chicago, January 6, 1912

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE TRASH PANDA

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

*cocks sub machine gun like its a shotgun*

ah, the eternal dilemma.

((idk what I’m talking about 😃))

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

CACKLING OMGGGGG

genuinely how it feels to see the random haiku bot on posts

This is canon devsis told me themselves

Beast Parents be like:

Stop giving it money