CACKLING OMGGGGG

I enjoy posting about worrying things in the middle of the night because there is a none 0 chance that either my gf or one of my friends will see it. And if they don’t see it right after I post it they’ll sure see it in the morning when they check tumblr. They may or may not bring it up and I may or may not have to come to the terms that having a staring contest with a hallucination isn’t healthy and I should probably go out to the living room where my brother is playing video games so he can help ground me and drag me back to reality. But he’s sick and I have schoolwork.

(If any of you guys see this I promise I’m probably fine I’m having my mom ask about therapy at my med check on the 20th)

Reblogging this specifically due to the fact I legit face planted when I tried to get up and ready for school this morning because my hip was dislocated and my knees locked up

inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

We got the 2 genders failure wife and superior husband

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

You two go cringe together then lol

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

Stop giving it money