He Is The ULTIMATE LIFE FORM, He Can Make It Possible...

Look I’m just saying if all the Sonic girls have to wear clothes and boys don’t it’s because the girls have boobs and dicks and the boys have bn’ts and cunts. It’s that simple, Sonic can get pregnant.

One time after a band event one of my (debatably) straight guy friends copied a greeting or something one of our other friends did and then quickly followed it up with “that was gay I’m sorry” and I being right there and exhausted just said “it’s okay the gays forgive you” did the little cross thing that Christian’s do when they pray or whatever and followed that up by saying “in the name of Cavetown, girl in red, and Demi Lovato I ,a gay, give you permission to do things as flamboyantly as you want and it will never be gay” and I think about this event every so often because it is so funny to me that that was the first instance of him acting all girly that he apologized for it. Like he’s done so much more but a little leg kick, a hand in the hip, and a slightly pinched up voice is gay enough that he felt the need to apologize.

mm fulled of eggs

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

Reblogging for the bit

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

Lame

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

One of the weird things about having multiple types of hallucinogenic disorders (in this case schizophrenia and sleep paralysis) is that I have one single hallucination that crosses between the 2. Like it doesn’t do anything unless its during a sleep paralysis episode but sometimes it’s there even when I’m not “asleep”.

Like when it’s a paralysis thing it like crawls on my ceiling, hangs down every so often, growls/clicks, and just kinda acts like a giant spider with only 4 legs. But when it’s just a schizophrenia thing it just kinda “sits” upside down in the corner of my room staring. It’s not there all the time but sometimes it is.

And there isn’t even like a connection between seeing it paralyzed vs phsycotic. Like if this was a fucking tv show or something it would be like “oh if I see it during the day it means I’m gonna have sleep paralysis tonight” or some shit like that but it’s really just random.

(Picture below the cut that I drew of it during my most recent manic episode)