One Time After A Band Event One Of My (debatably) Straight Guy Friends Copied A Greeting Or Something

One time after a band event one of my (debatably) straight guy friends copied a greeting or something one of our other friends did and then quickly followed it up with “that was gay I’m sorry” and I being right there and exhausted just said “it’s okay the gays forgive you” did the little cross thing that Christian’s do when they pray or whatever and followed that up by saying “in the name of Cavetown, girl in red, and Demi Lovato I ,a gay, give you permission to do things as flamboyantly as you want and it will never be gay” and I think about this event every so often because it is so funny to me that that was the first instance of him acting all girly that he apologized for it. Like he’s done so much more but a little leg kick, a hand in the hip, and a slightly pinched up voice is gay enough that he felt the need to apologize.