People Vaguely Saying 'the Horrors' As Shorthand For 'life Problems, Don't Worry About It' In Conversations

masking isnt enough anymore i need a powerful amulet

this is exactly what being a girl feels like

[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

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i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it

also we’re trying to make pizza cause somehow none of the ingredience have gone bad but eva thinks the tomato sauce is “too spicy.” girl it’s tomatoes...

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

nooo.....

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way