I Spilled Pasta In My Backpack And Got So Mad That I Made A Traumacore Edit About It

i can't have beef with the power of friendship trope because if someone wanted to hang out with me i'd probably reconsider my stance on turning the city into the 10th circle of hell

i love saying “you mean it’s… *GULP*…. LOST MEDIA?!?” whenever something goes missing . YOU MEAN FRY I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR IS LOST MEDIA??????? YOU MEAN MY KEYS ARE LOST MEDIA

Shoplift a gender it doesn’t fucking matter

ok 💛 yay 💛

hey uh the devil told me to be more social if i’m gonna stay on earth instead of moving on so um. hello Adult I Don’t Know im golden freddy fnaf real

@g0ldenbear

Hello golden Freddy! What's the devil like are they cool?

godspeed soldier

going to fazbeaes pizzarea. it isn't far.

-- @techfangz

bro get out of the lake you don’t know what’s in there

i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about anything else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.

i am literally not even human like i have to be a creature of some sort. like a horse. or a dvd player

every day cecil tells me some shit about his brother like. “well he used to make me play knife tag (tag except he chased me around the house with a knife) but i feel like a bad person if i don’t forgive him” bitch!! Bitch!!! where’s your fucking rage where’s your anger RISE RISE RISE

[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

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