Golden Freddy Stimboard

so how is everyone’s fursuits coming along

Does Alvin feed you?¿

only the bones of the chicken wings he eats that greedy fouck

“i have taught you well.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it

“funny.”

"Cassidy?..." Her companion tugged her arm

@bear-bitten

hey, ev.

"CHARACTER SWEEP!!!!" isn't a statement. it is a battle cry

[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

Description by @mocweepe

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

happy holidays from the among us babies to you  👼