The Most Beautiful Cat That You Will See Today ♡

did another zosan meme (no one is surprised)

In Polish we have this beautiful expression - mieć oczy w dupie - which translates directly into have one’s eyes in one’s asshole. It means to be not able to see things clearly, misjudge or lack the ability to evaluate a situation.

I think it’s beautiful how this expression also tells you exactly where people, who don’t consider Sasuke and Naruto to be the most beautiful love story our generation, have their eyes.

an angel that’s an animal

Historic life

Everyone has to form at least one homoerotic alliance but refuse to give any outright specifics and say “we’re close friends”

HAHAHA?!?!??!

You’ve heard of girl math and boy math and gay math but what about Supernatural Math?

Supernatural math is 6 hours turns into 5 minutes

Supernatural math is fighting God and surviving but getting killed by a nail

Supernatural math is having sexual tension with every new character you meet but almost never fucking anyone

Supernatural math is “adopting” kids leading to them dying, getting traumatized, or losing their memory

Supernatural math is getting killed 15 times and still coming back to life

Supernatural math is getting catfished by the writers constantly

(Keep it going)

🎨 Back to Square One

Synopsis: Wherein Chuuya attends an art exhibit and flirts with the man behind the paintings in the most bizarre way.

Pairing: Osamu Dazai x Chuuya Nahakara

Genre: Comedy, Fluff, Angst

Format: Social Media + Written

Warning: Swearing, Suggestive Topics (might be updated as the story goes)

Status: ongoing!

TABLE OF CONTENTS

── .✦ ACT 1: LOST

01: what’s done is done > one, two, three, four

02: we just met > one, two, three

03: life is not some movie > one, two, three

04: no take backsies > one, two, three

05: if you wanted to you would > one, two, three

06: you’re the worst > one, two, three

07: nice to finally meet you > one, two, three

08: there is nothing to fix > one, two, three

09: this was a mistake > one, two

10: wish me luck > one, two, three

11: plus the drinks > one, two

12: if that’s your cup of tea

13: he’s home

hc skk left a legacy behind at the arcade they used to frequent bc to this day, on every single game, it’s either player SLUG or player MACKEREL topping the scoreboard. no one has been able to rank higher than them yet

sometimes curious ppl will ask about who those two legendary players are and the arcade workers would just sigh and be like. oh yes. THEM. they’re the reason I started balding early (I’m 24) and would go on to explain how yeah, Chuuya and Dazai were regular, paying customers but they were SOOOO disruptive and loved to argue LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR. and how they got kicked out a few times bc of that but still kept coming back

(the arcade workers complain but it’s lighthearted and with a sense of fondness) (bc despite how much trouble skk used to be, they’ve brought the small arcade a LOT of business with ppl visiting to try to beat their scores)

what a fucking crossover

Sabriel as a ship is so funny to me, because on the surface it’s like ya they have funny interactions and it’s a silly crackship, but if u look deeper into it u realize that Gabriel is Sam’s perfect mirror, a wayward son who rebelled against his family and his destiny at every turn. They are both considered impure by the people around them, damaged by the world and by their choices. They might be the only two beings in the entire universe who can truly and fully understand each other. Anyway I think it would be rlly funny if they kissed on the lips.