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PSA: (METH USERS) HOW TO PASS URINE Test  with $1!

                                 YES JUST A FREAKING DOLLAR!

+ This works if you follow instructions to a tee, I cannot guarantee results based on your carelessness or body composition. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!!

+ I have tested this out before and it works! Works on both INSTANT drug tests or the kind they send away to the laboratory. 

+ TEST THIS AT HOME BEFORE YOU KNOW YOU ARE GETTING TESTED WITH YOUR OWN TEST. This method only works if you know hours ahead of time, at least 4 hours but preferably 6 hours. 

+ You will need considerably reduce your dosage for those 6 hours. I recommend trying to stay abstinent for those 4-6 hours but I realize not every one can do that. 

MATERIALS :  

Baking Soda- 2-4 tablespoons Depending on your weight, tolerance, and ect.

64 oz Water -Divided into 2- 32 oz cups. BIG GULPS from 7-11 are PERFECT!

                     Baking Soda- .75 cents + FREE WATER = < $1.00 

I think if you are over 150 LBS- 4 heaping tablespoons is more than enough.

Below 150 LBS - 3 heaping tablespoons is also enough.

SKINNY MINNY PIPE PRINCESSES below 100 LBS- 2 tablespoons is enough. 

     WATER STAYS THE SAME FOR EVERYONE, NO MATTER WHAT. 

6 HOURS BEFORE TEST- take 32 oz of WATER and half of your baking soda dose and dissolve it in the water. You DRINK THE ENTIRE 32 OZ of WATER in one sitting. 

PEE JUST ONCE IF POSSIBLE BETWEEN 1st batch of water and second.

3 HOURS BEFORE TEST- Drink HALF OF THE REST OF THE WATER/BAKING SODA. 

Pee if needed. 

You can take the other 16 oz of water/BS mix with you when you test since you are going to have to pee once you are there. Drink it right before you get there. 

TAKE DRUG TEST. PASS WITH FLYING COLORS. 

                              “You can thank me now.” - DRAKE

                 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?!?!?- SCIENCE BEHIND IT.

Baking Soda makes an amphetamine or methamphetamine high more potent. It intensifies the effect and can lead to an overdose so don’t take too much baking soda. It will make your high really intense but it’s because you amphetamine plasma levels will be really high as this all happens at the cellular level. Baking soda Is 1 of 2 drugs that make your urine alkaline so amphetamines can’t leave your body thus they remain active, for another 6 hours. Also amphetamines are nearly unchanged and the metabolites that do exist are also amphetamines. Amphetamines can only exert from your body when your urine is acidic <6.0 ph. 

You will have a stomach ache and you will piss out of your asshole. It’s not fun. You will be miserable. But you will stay out of jail, juvy, keep your job or kid. All while smoking meth. Aint life grand?

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Well I got arrested for the first time two days ago and I don’t even know where to go from here like of course my addiction landed me in their with absolutely no memory of the incident.. I just hope I can straighten out and things will start feeling like my choice again. Whenever I’m not getting high I feel like I’m doing something wrong and I gotta keep up but I don’t! I was a year clean and I should have kept it that way but no more should have would have could have just do. I’m on a Pre trial release and thank god they let me out without having to pay bail it was a simple assault against my bf bc I spit in his face I didn’t hit him I would never hit him but the Xanax had me so fucked up and the cops came and saw right when it happened and took me. But my baby was the only one who called me and the only one who put money on my books. I put myself in their but I was letting outside forces fuck with me again. And now I have a tress passing thing and no contact order with him but he’s the only one who holds me and loves me but we are hurting each other with drugs so maybe I need this time apart.. it just hurts my heart bc I love him idk who reads this shit but thanks for taking the time.

I dont want anything except to chill and get high. Why does sex always have to be a part of it???? I host, you supply.

I’m built like the Geico lizard

Yo ask me shit talk to me but don’t message me lol but send anonymous bullshit and submit pics I wanna see who’s following me and your beautiful drugs/ clouds and glass pieces lol

jury’s out