HA Brits Suck At Something More Than At Food Point And Laugh At The Chuffed Brits Everyone

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Lowkey joined Tumblr just to look at cult of the lamb fanart don't mind me

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people if they're white!

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

"It's just a jo-"

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Tumblr Code.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

Talking with someone about something serious and typing "Olay" instead of "Olay".