Reblog If You're Not Homophobic

Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people if they're white!

Why am I seeing top/bottom discourse on tomarrymort in the good old year of 2025, yall have to stop engaging in this and go write/draw about the respective characters being stuffed which is more productive!!!!

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I'm bringing this dumpster fire into 2024 babe

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.