It’s Wild To Me To See Transvestigator Conspiracy Theories Online That Could Be So Easily Explained

I'd say I've been busy but i haven't and i truthfully don't know what I did all day

Akutagawaism Cult members rise, I found a tiny Aku in the wild

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

how am i supposed to go to work when im literally thinking about The Character

I’ll be 18 in September and I’m petrified.

You're 17 and 4/5ths right now, you're not aging up a full year, you're just gonna be a few months older than you are right now. Time moves on, the numbers keep going up, the numbers are meaningless.

The Magic Trick You Didn’t See: Being An Analysis of Good Omens Season 2

(or: Neil Gaiman, Your Brain is Gorgeous But I Have Cracked Your Sneaky Little Code And Have You Dead To Rights*) (*Maybe)

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Soooooo I just spent the last 48 hours having a BREATHTAKING GALAXY BRAIN EPIPHANY about Good Omens Season 2 and feverishly writing a fuckin16,000 word essay about the incredible magic trick that @neil-gaiman pulled off. 

Yes, it’s long, but I PROMISE your brains will explode. Do you want to know how magic works? Do you want to know what Metatron’s deal is (I’m like 99% sure of this and it’s EXTREMELY FUCKING GOOD)? Do you want to know about the Mystery of the Vanishing Eccles Cakes and the big fat beautiful clue I found in the opening credits? Do you go through the whole inventory of Chekov’s Firearm & Heavy Artillery Discount Warehouse? 

Here is the essay, go read it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/193IXS11XN46lziHRb6eUpM17yK0BQkRqke1Wh64A_e0/ When ur done u can tell me I’m an insane crackpot, and u know what, i won’t even be offended

In case you don’t know whether you want to bother reading the whole enormous thing on google docs, I’ve put the first couple sections of it under the cut. JUST TRUST ME OKAY, HEAR ME OUT, THIS IS VERY EXTREMELY COOL, NEIL IS GOOD AT HIS JOB–

Keep reading

Thank you so much!

@boombboi @glittercrashhh

SHE LIKED IT!!!!!!!!

Mom Friend Cult Masterpost

@its-a-journal-of-ideals

@fruitpunchsamurai16

@glittercrashhh

Our objective is to make sure people hydrate and sleep any way possible <3 And we do mean anyway :)

No because it means you're sleeping more and that's only a positive

guys guys i stayed up for 24 hours straight again lmfao maybe its not so hard after all fuck

sorry i'm still not over the fact that azir is a light in the darkness of roshar ??? they saved that city with nothing but love and the refusal to give up as long as a sliver of hope remained. even when they learnt reinforcements weren't coming, even when they lost the dome, even when it felt like all was lost, they kept going??? and this was the one battlefield without a radiant force??? this was ORDINARY PEOPLE WHO REALISED HELP WOULDN'T ARRIVE IN TIME AND SAVED THE DAMN CITY ANYWAY?? i'm emotional i need to sit down (i am already sitting down)

battle of azimir you will always mean so much to me <3